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Former Walmart U.S. CEO claims the retail giant can absorb tariff costs without raising prices, despite company warnings, suggesting potential overstatement of tariff-related challenges. image

GET OVER HERE, WALMART! Ex-CEO Says Tariff Fears Are Just Smoke and Mirrors!

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:53
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Jackie Chan weighs in on the potential $45 million military parade in Washington, D.C., questioning if the cost is worth the celebration. image

Holy Birthday Bash, Batman! Trump's Army Parade Could Cost More Than My Movie Budget!

Thu 15 May, 2025 21:47
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Ace Ventura reports on CoreWeave's stock explosion after its IPO, making Nvidia richer than a rhino's rear end in a mud bath! image

ALLLLRIGHTY THEN! CoreWeave Stock Surges, Nvidia Swimming in Cash Like a Gnu in the Serengeti!

Thu 15 May, 2025 21:34
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Chipmaker Cerebras aims for a 2025 IPO after securing a deal with a UAE-based company, hoping to compete with Nvidia in the AI market. Just like when I tried to build a rocket! image

Cerebras CEO Wants to Go Public in 2025! Like Me Trying to Parallel Park!

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:52
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Indiana Jones investigates Warren Buffett's secret stock purchase, his bank stock exodus, and a doubled-down bet on beer, all while dodging regulatory snakes! image

Great Snakes! Buffett's Berkshire Hiding a Billion-Dollar Treasure...and Ditching Banks!

Thu 15 May, 2025 22:10
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Canada's clear crypto regulations make it a blockchain hotspot, attracting Wall Street attention while the U.S. plays catch-up. Seems like someone's been eating their carrots, eh? image

Eh, What's Up, Doc? Canada Hops Ahead in Crypto Race, Leaving U.S. in the Dust!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:23
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The United States and the United Arab Emirates are joining forces to create a massive artificial intelligence campus in Abu Dhabi, poised to be the largest of its kind outside the US, shrouded in secrecy and promising technological marvels. image

Elementary, My Dear Watson! US and UAE Unveiling a Gigantic AI Labyrinth!

Thu 15 May, 2025 20:32
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As tariff pressures mount, Walmart, Costco, and Amazon are predicted to weather the storm, leveraging their scale and strategies to mitigate price increases for consumers. image

May the Odds Be Ever in Their Favor: Walmart, Costco, and Amazon Battle Tariff Hikes!

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:36
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Dwight Schrute investigates the proposed tax changes, revealing who benefits and who is left in the cold, like bears during winter. image

False: Trump's Tax Plan to Supercharge Middle Class, Leaves Low-Income Families to Fend for Themselves Like Wild Dogs

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:51
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Dan Sundheim's D1 Capital shakes up its investments, ditching tech giants for a taste of finance, food and Reddit. Could this be his empire business? image

D1 Capital's Portfolio Gets a Heisenberg Makeover: Out With the Old, In With the New?

Thu 15 May, 2025 18:57
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