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Mr. Bean reports on the chaos caused by Trump's policies in Europe, featuring trade wars, Ukraine worries, and general bewilderment. image

Trump's First 100 Days? Oh, the Calamity!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:59
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British oil giant BP faces investor pressure and weaker-than-expected profits after dialing back its renewable energy spending, signaling a potential return to its fossil fuel roots. The machines may not be here yet, but the oil barons sure are. image

BP's Strategic Reset: Hasta la Vista, Green Dreams?

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:21
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Tony Montana breaks down the high-stakes poker game between Trump, Putin, and Zelenskyy, where everyone's bluffing and the pot is Crimea. image

Say Hello to My Little Peace Deal: Trump's Ukraine Gambit

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:59
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Uber's decree: three days in the office, long-lost sabbaticals, and a dash of mutiny in the ranks. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Uber's Back to the Grindstone: No More Work From Yer Hammock!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:58
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Despite recent gains, technical analysts suggest the S&P 500 might be heading for a 'hare'-raising correction! image

Eh, What's Up, Doc? S&P 500 Ain't Outta the Woods Yet!

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:25
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A post-market analysis revealing the curious cases of Leggett & Platt, Welltower, Woodward, Universal Health Services, NXP Semiconductors, Cadence Design Systems, and F5, each presenting a unique puzzle for the discerning investor. image

Elementary, My Dear Investors: Stocks Soar and Stumble in After-Hours Shenanigans!

Mon 28 April, 2025 21:41
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A peek into HSBC's Q1 2025 earnings, where profits beat expectations but dipped year-on-year, all while navigating global trade uncertainties and strategic restructuring. Business as usual, eh? image

HSBC's Gamble: More Bang Than Buck, Or Just Clever Accounting?

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:26
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Former White House official Ha Nguyen McNeill steps into the acting head role at TSA amidst union battles and Trump-era shakeups. It's all a bit dramatic, even by Bollywood standards! image

TSA Gets a 'Desi Girl' Makeover (Not Really, But a Girl Can Dream!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 02:02
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Wall Street's feeling gloomy, but Cramer thinks strong job growth and smart consumers can outrun those recession blues. Like family, we can get through anything! image

Cramer Says No Recession? Family's Got This!

Mon 28 April, 2025 23:28
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Sheldon Cooper dissects why the Blue Whale Growth Fund dumped Meta in favor of Nvidia, offering his uniquely brilliant (and occasionally irritating) perspective on market trends. image

Bazinga! Sheldon Cooper Analyzes Blue Whale Fund's Betrayal of Meta (and Why Nvidia Still Rocks)

Mon 28 April, 2025 22:53
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