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NXP's CEO is ditching us like Lois ditches my driving, but hey, at least they made some money... kind of. image

Freakin' Sweet Chip CEO Steps Down! Is This the End of the World (Again)?

Mon 28 April, 2025 22:04
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Donald Duck reports on Domino's Pizza's mixed quarter, market share win, and plans to partner with DoorDash, all while tryin' to figure out if they deliver to Duckburg! image

Aw, Phooey! Domino's CEO Says Pizza's Still Cookin' Despite a Little Hiccup!

Mon 28 April, 2025 23:56
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Forrest Gump reports on Novartis's surprisingly good sales, their CEO's warnings about tariffs, and their big investment in America. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, and this quarter, Novartis got a box full of the good ones! image

Novartis is Runnin' Like the Wind! (And Makin' Money Too!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 08:22
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UPS Q1 revenue dips amidst trade policy headwinds, mirroring broader economic uncertainties, but I'm still focused on the future...the *Meta* future! image

UPS Delivers a Reality Check: Trade Winds Blow, But We'll Keep Building the Metaverse!

Tue 29 April, 2025 10:20
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The Trump administration softens the blow of automotive tariffs, aiming to balance domestic manufacturing incentives with the realities of the global supply chain. Is this pragmatism, or just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic? image

Trump Untangles the Auto Tariff Web: A Glimpse of Order in the Chaos?

Tue 29 April, 2025 09:49
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UBS lowers Amazon's first-quarter estimates due to tariff headwinds, but still maintains a 'buy' rating, hinting at a potential market evolution... or devolution. image

Amazon Under Tariff Siege: Zerg Rush or Roach Swarm?

Tue 29 April, 2025 10:00
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Agent J reports on GM's Q1 earnings amidst Trump's tariffs, where Wall Street jitters meet potential consumer rushes. image

GM's Future Under Tariff Threat? More Like, "Men In Black" Dealing With Presidential Alien Economics!

Tue 29 April, 2025 04:01
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Adidas warns of potential price hikes in the US due to Trump-era tariffs, impacting their full-year outlook despite a strong first quarter. image

Adidas Feels the Pinch: Tariffs Threaten to Spoil the Party, James Bond Investigates

Tue 29 April, 2025 09:50
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Volvo Cars announces significant cost-cutting measures and withdraws financial guidance amidst falling profits and industry headwinds, sparking a need for strategic realignment in the face of tariffs and EV competition. image

Volvo's 'Reality Check': A Swedish Saga of Tariffs, Turbulence, and...Tesla?

Tue 29 April, 2025 08:26
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BP faces investor scrutiny after a strategic reset towards oil and gas, revealing a dance between profit, environmental concerns, and potential takeover whispers. image

BP's Big Pivot: From Green Dreams to Black Gold Realities - A Darwinian Struggle in the Energy Jungle!

Tue 29 April, 2025 07:07
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