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Former President Trump interprets ex-FBI Director Comey's beachside Instagram post featuring the numbers '8647' as a veiled threat, sparking controversy and debate over free speech. image

Trump Alleges Comey's Cryptic Seashells Spell Assassination: A Most Peculiar Beach Find!

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:07
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Mark Cuban launches Harbinger Sports Partners, a $750 million private equity fund targeting minority stakes in pro sports franchises, signaling a new era of data-driven investment in the sports world. Time to adapt and overcome, folks! image

Mark Cuban's $750M Play: A Survival Guide to Sports Investing

Fri 16 May, 2025 15:21
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on Galaxy Digital's triumphant Nasdaq debut, highlighting its strategic focus on crypto and AI, and the regulatory battles fought along the way. image

To Valhalla and Beyond! Galaxy Digital Conquers Nasdaq After Long Battle

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:35
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Kratos weighs in on the recent stock market bounce and warns against premature celebrations, citing the looming threat of tariffs and economic uncertainty. image

Boy, The Markets Are a Chaotic Realm; Awaiting Ragnarok?

Fri 16 May, 2025 15:56
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Despite a trade truce, layered tariffs are still stinging importers, potentially leading to higher prices for everyday goods. Looks like someone's gotta save the economy too! image

Great Responsibility, Higher Prices! Tariff Troubles Hit Your Friendly Neighborhood Retailers

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:25
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Bobby Axelrod dissects the University of Michigan's latest consumer sentiment survey, revealing how tariff fears are driving inflation expectations and what it means for your pocket. image

Axe's Take: Consumer Sentiment Tanking Faster Than a Wendy Rhoades' Investment Advice

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:00
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Facing lawsuits and accusations of mental harm, TikTok introduces meditation features to promote user well-being and curb late-night doomscrolling, especially for young users. Looks like they're trying to distract everyone from the real problem! image

Bite My Shiny Metal App: TikTok Tries Meditation to Brainwash… I Mean, Help Kids!

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:42
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Professor Dumbledore humorously examines the United Arab Emirates' significant investment plans in the United States energy sector, drawing parallels to the wizarding world and its own complex economies. image

UAE's $440 Billion Energy Boost for the US: A Dumbledore Perspective

Fri 16 May, 2025 13:39
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The Netherrealm's favorite specter analyzes the latest market moves: mergers, chipmakers, and weight-loss wars. Prepare yourself! image

GET OVER HERE AND BANK! Scorpion's Fiery Market Watch!

Fri 16 May, 2025 12:58
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Jackie Chan breaks down how the 10-year Treasury yield is impacting the stock market, with insights on the S&P 500 and Meta Platforms, adding a touch of humor and wisdom along the way. image

Bond Market Kung Fu: How the 10-Year Treasury Yield is Kicking Stocks Into Shape!

Fri 16 May, 2025 13:17
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