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While other retailers are busy playing dead, Oddity Tech is pulling rabbits out of hats, raising its outlook and generally making the whole tariff situation look…dare I say…manageable? It’s all part of the plan! image

Why So Serious? Oddity Tech Laughs in the Face of Tariffs!

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:02
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Beauty and tech retailer Oddity Tech defies industry headwinds, raises fiscal outlook, and keeps prices steady – a strategy even the Joker might envy. image

Gotham's Glow-Up: Oddity Tech Defies Tariffs, Stocks Soar!

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:02
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Starbucks reports disappointing earnings amid turnaround efforts, facing challenges from tariffs and changing consumer preferences. Can they execute their plan or will they fall to the dark side of debt? image

Starbucks' Profits Fall Faster Than a Jedi After Order 66! Is the Force Not With Them?

Tue 29 April, 2025 22:11
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Starbucks reports disappointing earnings amidst turnaround efforts, facing challenges from trade conflicts, shifting consumer preferences, and its own operational adjustments. Can they resist the dark side of poor financial performance? image

The Force is Weak with Starbucks: Turnaround Strategy Faces Dark Times

Tue 29 April, 2025 22:11
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Snap reports slightly better-than-expected Q1 revenue but forecasts uncertainty due to macroeconomic conditions, sending shares into a bit of a tailspin. Let's unpack this, shall we? image

Snap's Earnings: A Rollercoaster Ride in Barbie Land! (Macroeconomic Mayhem Edition)

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:55
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Geralt of Rivia weighs in on the brewing trade deal between the US and India, offering a monster hunter's perspective on tariffs, negotiations, and potential economic dragons. image

Trump and India: A Witcher's Take on Trade Deals and Tariff Tantrums!

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:27
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Mr. Burns dissects Super Micro's recent financial woes, blaming everything on sluggish employees and those meddling analysts. image

Excellent! Super Micro's Profits Plummet Like Smithers' Popularity!

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:09
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Wall Street's 'fear gauge' spikes? Chuck Norris advises: Buckle up, buttercup. Opportunity is knocking, and it's wearing a beard. image

Chuck Norris Says: Fear the VIX? I Eat Volatility for Breakfast!

Tue 29 April, 2025 18:07
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As Baby Boomers inch closer to 80, analysts predict a boom in senior housing, highlighting American Healthcare REIT as a prime investment opportunity. Time to cash in before those geezers do! image

Holy Geriatric Guacamole! Stock Alert for the Chronologically Gifted!

Tue 29 April, 2025 19:09
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Tariffs and rising cocoa prices are forcing ice cream shops to make tough choices, potentially impacting your favorite flavors. Is this the real world, or just another layer of the Matrix? image

Wake Up, Neo: The Bitter Truth Behind Your Ice Cream Cone

Tue 29 April, 2025 19:38
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