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Chuck Norris delivers his take on the CRM battle between Salesforce and ServiceNow, where AI agents are the new weapon and customer relationships are the ultimate prize. Can ServiceNow survive in a world created by Salesforce? image
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Roundhouse Kick to CRM: Chuck Norris Sizes Up the AI Agent Showdown Between Salesforce and ServiceNow

  • Tue 20 May, 2025 10:26
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The U.S. Open is getting a massive $800 million facelift, promising fancier facilities and, hopefully, fewer tennis ball-related injuries for cyclops like me. image
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Holy Racket! U.S. Open Gets a Fry-Leela Sized Makeover!

  • Mon 19 May, 2025 19:30
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Home Depot stands firm on its sales forecast, dodging tariff-induced price increases, while navigating a shifting housing market and seasonal sales patterns. Can they bend the spoon, or will reality bite? image
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Home Depot Defies the Oracle: No Price Hikes Despite Tariff Tempest!

  • Tue 20 May, 2025 10:24
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World's largest battery manufacturer, CATL, sees shares soar in Hong Kong debut, fueling its global EV ambitions, despite trade tensions. It appears that they chose wisely. image
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Fortune and Lithium! CATL's Hong Kong Debut Sends Sparks Flying!

  • Tue 20 May, 2025 06:49
  • 3 minutes to read
A look at the surprising departure of Novo Nordisk's CEO and the future of Wegovy in a competitive market – with a touch of Novak's wit. image
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Novo Nordisk's CEO Exit: A 'Djokovic' Smash or a Double Fault?

  • Tue 20 May, 2025 05:52
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Contemporary Amperex Technology's Hong Kong IPO soars, fueled by EV demand and global expansion plans, despite trade tensions and market challenges. Honestly, it's all a bit like trying to understand Arithmancy! image
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Great Scott! CATL's Electrifying IPO Sparks Global Buzz!

  • Tue 20 May, 2025 04:22
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Nippon Steel ups the ante with a $14 billion investment in U.S. Steel, hoping to charm the Trump administration and forge ahead with their merger plans, despite earlier rejections and national security concerns. image
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Ogres and Steel: Nippon's Swamp-Sized Investment to Woo Trump!

  • Tue 20 May, 2025 00:57
  • 3 minutes to read
Iron Man breaks down CATL's IPO surge, global expansion, and trade tension sparks with his signature blend of tech-savvy and snark. image
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CATL's Hong Kong Debut: More Electrifying Than My Arc Reactor?

  • Tue 20 May, 2025 02:11
  • 2 minutes to read
Chinese exporters are reportedly dodging US tariffs through under-invoicing and shell companies, leaving American businesses at risk and highlighting the complexities of international trade. image
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May the Odds Be Ever in Their Favor? Not When Cheating on Tariffs!

  • Tue 20 May, 2025 00:08
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Dwight Schrute dissects China's recent monetary easing, blending economic analysis with beet farming wisdom and a healthy dose of Schrute-ian skepticism. image
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China's Rate Cuts: A Schrute Farms Economic Analysis - Bears, Beets, Banks!

  • Tue 20 May, 2025 02:03
  • 2 minutes to read

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