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A breakdown of today's premarket trading frenzy, from Macy's mystical markdown strategies to GameStop's crypto crusade, all viewed through the discerning eyes of yours truly, Wonder Woman. image

By Hera! Stocks Soar and Sink: Wonder Woman's Take on Today's Market Mayhem!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:29
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From soaring ski resorts to surprising bitcoin bets, Wonder Woman dissects the premarket trading frenzy with truth, justice, and a Lasso of Humor! image

By Hera! Stocks Soar and Sink: Wonder Woman's Take on Today's Market Mayhem

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:29
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Dr. Evil analyzes Wall Street's obsession with AI, Nvidia's potential market impact, and a contrarian call for small-cap stocks. Prepare for world domination...financially! image

Rrrrrrrrevealing My Master Plan: AI Domination and Small Cap Conquest! Muhahaha!

Wed 28 May, 2025 13:01
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A surge in international stock performance in 2025 has financial analysts considering a potential shift away from US equities. Optimus Prime examines the situation, blending market insights with a touch of Cybertronian wisdom. image

Autobots, Transform and Invest! International Stocks Surge, Leaving U.S. in the Dust!

Wed 28 May, 2025 13:53
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Instacart appoints Chris Rogers as CEO, succeeding Fidji Simo, who joins OpenAI. A logical, if somewhat unexpected, transition. image

Fascinating: Instacart's Leadership Experiences a Shift in Command

Wed 28 May, 2025 13:45
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Harry Potter here, reporting on how GE Aerospace is battling trade tariffs and boosting jet engine production, all while trying to keep up with Boeing's aerial acrobatics. image

Great Engines and Where to Find Them: GE Aerospace Soars Despite Trade Winds

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:07
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Harry Potter reports on GE Aerospace's optimistic outlook for jet engine deliveries, supply chain improvements, and their close ties with Boeing, despite lingering trade war tariffs. Expect turbulence! image

Great Engine Expectations: Will GE Aerospace Soar or Crash Like a Dud Broomstick?

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:07
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Amidst political storms and student visa disruptions, Harvard faces challenges, but hope remains for international applicants, a consultant says. Ignore the chaos, you must. image

Harvard in Hot Water, Hmmm? A Jedi Perspective on University Enrollment Battles!

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:09
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Amidst Trump administration turmoil, Harvard faces international student enrollment challenges, but experts advise applicants to remain steadfast and see opportunity amidst the chaos. A disturbance in the Force, it is! image

Harvard in Hot Water, Hmm? A Sith Lord's Enrollment Scheme, This Could Be!

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:09
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Jefferies suggests that stocks with significant overseas revenue and pricing power, like Danaher, Nike, and Netflix, could thrive if the U.S. strategically devalues the dollar. image

Dollar Devaluation: A Win-Win or Windows Error?

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:20
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