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Universal's new Epic Universe theme park, the first major addition in 25 years, is poised to revolutionize Orlando's tourism and economy, promising billions in revenue and thousands of jobs. image

Judgment Day for Disney? Universal's Epic Universe to Invade Orlando!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:00
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Canada offers tariff relief to automakers and manufacturers who continue to invest and produce locally, amidst ongoing trade tensions with the US. image

Canada Gives Sweet Deals to Car Guys! Is This Paradise or What?

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:56
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Wall Street's oil price forecast cuts, the looming trade war, and which companies are best weathered for the storm, savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Is the Oil Kraken Sinkin'?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 18:07
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Chuck Norris analyzes how Trump-era tariffs are still kicking Amazon sellers, forcing them to adjust pricing and strategies in a world where even Prime delivery can't outrun global economics. image

Amazon Sellers Tremble Before the Might of Tariffs! Chuck Norris Knows the Real Price!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:39
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Leela reports on OpenAI's potential social media venture, sparked by its viral image-generation tool and fueled by a rivalry with Elon Musk. Will it be better than Grinder? image

Good News Everyone! OpenAI Building a Social Network to Fight Musk?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:59
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The stock market's bouncing back after a correction, with tech leading the charge. Bugs Bunny breaks down a trade on Autodesk (ADSK)! image

Eh, What's Up Doc? Market's Makin' a Comeback, I Tell Ya!

Tue 15 April, 2025 14:30
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A shrewd examination of Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust's recent trades, involving Amazon and TJX Companies, through the lens of Sherlock Holmes. image

Cramer's Curious Case! Amazon Gains, TJX Wanes! A Holmesian Analysis!

Tue 15 April, 2025 16:02
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Forget Cosmos, now it's all about steaks! An inside look at why Texas Roadhouse and LongHorn Steakhouse are sizzling while others fizzle. image

Steak is the New Black! Is This Why Texas Roadhouse and LongHorn are Suddenly Hotter Than Mr. Big?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 15:00
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Novak Djokovic analyzes Jefferies' revised S&P 500 target, finding parallels to his own career strategy of defying expectations and embracing a balanced, yet dominant approach. image

Earnings Crash Incoming Is My Perfect Diet to S and P 500 Domination!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 15:10
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Apple's Indian suppliers, Foxconn and Tata, executed a massive iPhone airlift to the US, circumventing potential tariffs and ensuring ample stock in a key market. image

This is the Way to Avoid Tariffs! Apple Dodges Trump's Trade Barrage with Daring iPhone Airlift!

Tue 15 April, 2025 15:00
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