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A high-ranking advisor to the U.S. Defense Secretary is escorted from the Pentagon amidst a leak investigation, raising questions about loyalty and secrets within the halls of power. image

Betrayal at the Pentagon! Has Another God Fallen?

Tue 15 April, 2025 19:44
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Amidst tariff turmoil, experts debate whether a potential retail sales surge can save consumer discretionary stocks, or if a downturn is looming. Spidey swings in to give you the web-slinging scoop! image

Retail Apocalypse Averted! Or Is It? Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Investigates!

Tue 15 April, 2025 19:01
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rakes in a staggering $9.6 million in Q1 2025, fueling speculation about a potential primary challenge to Chuck Schumer and her fight against 'oligarchy'. image

AOC's War Chest Explodes! Is Schumer Next?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 19:35
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Saul Goodman breaks down Trump's latest legal head-scratcher: can he really ship American baddies to foreign prisons? image

Trump to Deport US Citizens!?! Is This Thing On?

Tue 15 April, 2025 18:37
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A look at the upcoming retail sales report, predicting a boost driven by savvy consumers beating the tariffs and spending like champions, all thanks to yours truly! image

Fake News Economists SWEATING! Retail Sales About to EXPLODE Thanks to YOUR Favorite President!

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:07
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Master Chief reports on Mark Zuckerberg's near-spinout of Instagram in 2018 amid rising antitrust concerns, revealed during the Meta antitrust trial. image

Zuckerberg Almost Pulled a Disappearing Act With Instagram! Did He Chicken Out?

Tue 15 April, 2025 19:37
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United Airlines cuts domestic flights amidst shifting travel trends, while I, The Joker, find it all delightfully chaotic. image

Is United Airlines About to Crash and Burn!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:04
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Jackie Chan gives his take on the recent volatility in the bond market, complete with market insights and signature humor. image

Treasury Yields Do a Jackie Chan Stunt! What Happens Next Will Shock You!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:38
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Ace Ventura investigates Jim Cramer's Investing Club mailbag, diving into the mysteries of cost basis, cash positions, and dividend strategies. Allllllrighty then! image

Holy Cost Basis Batman Should You REALLY Buy High?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:38
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Mr. Bean investigates Goldman Sachs' stock picks, wondering if Apple and Adobe can save his teddy bear's future. image

Apple and Adobe to the Rescue! Is My Teddy's Savings Safe?

Tue 15 April, 2025 18:01
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