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Stewie Griffin reports on the clash between Elon Musk and Donald Trump over a massive spending bill, complete with satire, witty remarks, and a healthy dose of Stewie's signature cynicism. image
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Elon Musk vs. Trump: A Real-Life Soap Opera Starring Billionaires and a 'Big, Beautiful' Bill!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 18:21
  • 3 minutes to read
Stewie Griffin reports on Elon Musk's critique of President Trump's spending bill, highlighting the potential increase in the national debt and the backlash Musk's cost-cutting efforts have faced. image
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Elon's Beef With Trump: Is This Big Beautiful Bill Really That Beautiful?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 18:21
  • 3 minutes to read
Vice President JD Vance kisses Trump's butt by promoting stablecoin legislation at Bitcoin 2025, while dissing on Gensler and gloating about crypto profits. Respect my Authoritah! image
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Screw You Guys, I'm Getting Rich with Crypto! Vance Shills Stablecoins at Bitcoin Conference

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 18:18
  • 2 minutes to read
The Yautja analyzes Trump's tariff strategies, questioning whether it's skillful negotiation or just plain 'chickening out'. image
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Trump's Tariff Tango: A Predator's Take on the 'TACO Trade'

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 18:25
  • 3 minutes to read
Ripley reports on the Federal Reserve's latest meeting, where worries about tariffs and inflation left them stuck between a rock and a hard place...sound familiar? image
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Another Day, Another Dollar...and Tariffs? Ripley's Guide to the Fed's Fiscal Frights

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 18:25
  • 3 minutes to read
Leo Messi gives his (slightly sarcastic) take on Jim Cramer's CNBC Investing Club's insights into today's market jitters, Nvidia and Salesforce earnings, and Broadcom's bullish upgrade. image
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¡Andá Pa' Allá, Bear Market! Messi's Take on Today's Market Moves

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 16:00
  • 3 minutes to read
OPEC+ decides to hold steady on oil production, but some members are sneakily pumpin' more! Will this cause a rumble in the Grand Line of Oil? image
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Shishishi! OPEC+ Keepin' the Oil Flowin' – Are They Savin' it for My Pirate Feast?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 15:59
  • 2 minutes to read
Despite a third consecutive week of rising mortgage rates, some homebuyers are stubbornly optimistic, increasing purchase applications while refinances take a hit. image
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E=mc(Mortgage Crisis)? Homebuyers Defy Gravity Amidst Rising Rates!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 15:53
  • 3 minutes to read
Jinx reports on how Elon Musk's xAI is throwing a mountain of cash at Telegram to unleash Grok, their AI chatbot, on the world. Prepare for chaos! image
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Elon's Cash Cannon Shoots $300 Million at Telegram! Grok's Gone Global!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 15:13
  • 2 minutes to read
John Laurinaitis ditches Vince McMahon, agrees to cooperate in sex abuse lawsuit, leaving McMahon in a world of hurt, potentially bigger than when Frieza destroyed Planet Vegeta! image
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Vince McMahon's World About to Blow Up Like a Destructo Disk!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 16:15
  • 2 minutes to read

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