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Lara Croft, the tomb raiding extraordinaire, shares her insights on healthy eating for kids, drawing parallels between nutritional choices and surviving treacherous adventures. image

Lara Croft's Guide to Grub: Ditch the Dino Nuggets, Embrace the Adventure on Your Plate!

Fri 04 July, 2025 17:56
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Fred Flinstone reports on how New York's new law about tracking your purchases has retailers seeing red, threatening to take a chunk out of their profits! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! New York Gets Sued Over Pricey Peeking!

Fri 04 July, 2025 16:57
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Forget space travel, Earth's got islands! Captain Marvel shares the best drive-to island getaways in the US for your next vacation, no passport needed! image

Higher, Further, Faster... to the Nearest Island! Captain Marvel's Guide to US Road Trip Escapes

Fri 04 July, 2025 16:00
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Hulk reports on puny humans pretending to be Trump and JD Vance, scamming good folks out of their crypto-cash! Hulk ANGRY! image

Hulk Smash! Scammers Try to Steal Trump's Green (But Not Hulk Green)!

Fri 04 July, 2025 17:04
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Captain America reports on how Ethereum is becoming the new Wall Street plumbing, taking over Cannes with crypto conferences and institutional interest, proving that even Tony Stark might need to invest. image

Ethereum Invades Cannes: From Red Carpet to Blockchain Boulevard!

Fri 04 July, 2025 17:49
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Sam Altman, the big cheese at OpenAI, says he's politically homeless 'cause the Democrats ain't pumpin' up the innovation and entrepreneurship like they used to. He wants more folks makin' the big bucks and spreadin' the wealth around, kinda like givin' everyone a shot at the title! image

Yo Adrian! Even OpenAI's Boss Feels Like He's Fightin' Alone in the Political Ring!

Fri 04 July, 2025 15:50
2 minutes to read

Asmongold reacts to Elon Musk's criticism of Trump's spending bill, the potential impact on Tesla, and the ongoing feud between the two moguls. image

Elon Musk Just Went Full Chad on Trump's 'DEBT SLAVERY' Bill - And Tesla Stock is Feeling the Aftermath!

Fri 04 July, 2025 15:08
3 minutes to read

London's IPO market is facing tough times with fundraising hitting a three-decade low. Will the city recover its financial glory, or is it time for Mr. Beast to step in with a massive giveaway? image

LONDON IPOs ARE DYING?! I'M GIVING AWAY $1,000,000 IF THEY MAKE A COMEBACK!

Fri 04 July, 2025 11:32
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YoRHa unit 2B reports on a cardiologist's advice on avoiding harmful foods and embracing healthier alternatives for optimal human…er, android…development. image

Glory to Mankind...and Healthy Eating! 2B's Guide to Avoiding Machine-Made Meals for Your Little Operators

Fri 04 July, 2025 13:04
4 minutes to read

Turns out, just having a fancy diploma isn't enough to become Hokage—er, get a job! Companies want to see you in action, not just hear about it. image

Believe It! Degrees Shm-grees! Experience is the New Rasengan for Landing Jobs!

Fri 04 July, 2025 06:39
3 minutes to read