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A totally bogus storm turned Texas into a water park, leaving peeps stranded and authorities squirming. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Mother Nature! Texas Flood a Real Knee-Slapper (Not for the Victims, D'oh!)

Sat 05 July, 2025 21:44
3 minutes to read

Austin Powers reports on Elon Musk's new 'America Party,' aiming to give Americans back their freedom and potentially shake up the political status quo. Yeah, baby, yeah! image

Groovy, Baby! Elon Musk's America Party: A Shagadelic Shake-Up for the Political Landscape!

Sat 05 July, 2025 21:45
2 minutes to read

The Oscar-winning actress opts for single motherhood, and experts say it's a sign of strength, not weakness! Holy frijoles, this is getting interesting! image

Charlize Theron Chooses the Solo Life: A Puss in Boots Investigation!

Sat 05 July, 2025 16:00
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A disastrous flood in Texas Hill Country leaves a trail of devastation, missing children, and questions about preparedness. It's like a swamp, but with more water and less ogre! image

Texas Flood: That'll Do, Flood, That'll Do! (Or Maybe Not... People Missing!)

Sat 05 July, 2025 16:37
3 minutes to read

A humorous look at the viral 'cortisol cocktail' trend, separating fact from fiction with a dash of Dumbledore's wisdom and wit. image

Fizzing Folly or Fantastic Fix? The Curious Case of the Cortisol Cocktail!

Sat 05 July, 2025 15:00
3 minutes to read

Fast-food chains are using rewards programs to lure back customers during tough economic times. Leela investigates if free burritos can really solve all our problems. image

Good News Everyone! Free Grub Saves the Day (Again)!

Sat 05 July, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

After tragedy, former Google X executive Mo Gawdat unveils a simple technique to control your emotional reality, offering a path to happiness, one breath at a time. image

Free Your Mind: Hack Happiness with the 90-Second Rule, A Morpheus Manual

Sat 05 July, 2025 13:30
4 minutes to read

Duke Nukem reports on Morgan Stanley's stock recommendations, featuring Chewy, Ulta, and more, with a healthy dose of satire and explosions. image

Hail to the Stocks, Baby: Morgan Stanley's Top Picks That'll Make You Say 'Come Get Some!'

Sat 05 July, 2025 12:22
3 minutes to read

Daenerys Targaryen (definitely not a professor) explores how hobbies can bring balance and banish doomscrolling, offering a path to a happier, less lonely existence. Winter is coming, but so is my Mahjong night. image

Fire and Leisure: Why Hobbies Are My New Dragons

Sat 05 July, 2025 13:15
3 minutes to read

Klaus Schwab reflects on the Mars Desert Research Station's role in preparing humanity for interplanetary living, aligning with the World Economic Forum's vision of a multi-planetary future. image

Utah's Red Sands: A Martian Dress Rehearsal for Humanity's Great Reset in Space!

Sat 05 July, 2025 13:00
3 minutes to read