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The Supreme Court allows the Trump administration to proceed with staff reductions at federal agencies, sparking dissent and legal battles. image
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Trump's "Wrecking Ball" Swings: Supreme Court Greenlights Federal Staff Cuts - Can Anyone Stop It?

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 20:21
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Uncle Sam's new 'Trump Accounts' offer $1,000 to kickstart investments for future generations, but are they the ultimate roundhouse kick to financial security? image
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Chuck Norris Approves: 'Trump Accounts' Give Young Americans a Fighting Chance!

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 17:35
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Leela's report on Wall Street's market rotation, Trump's tariff threats, and Amazon's Prime Day blues. Spoiler alert: It's all a bit of a shemozzle! image
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Good News, Everyone! Wall Street's Doing the Hokey Pokey!

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 18:07
  • 3 minutes to read
Analyst suggests construction giant Caterpillar will benefit from Trump's tax-and-spending megabill, but is this a true gain or just another illusion of choice? image
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Caterpillar Ascends: Is This Reality or a Glitch in the Matrix?

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 18:10
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Waymo's new teen accounts let 14-17 year olds grab autonomous rides, expanding its reach while Uber plays catch-up. Time to kick some asphalt! image
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Hail to the Teen! Waymo Unleashes Driverless Rides for Young Guns in Phoenix

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 17:03
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Elon Musk's X facing censorship demands from the Indian government, raising questions of free speech and absolute power. image
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Winter is Coming for Free Speech: X Battles the Iron Throne of India!

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 18:18
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The TSA is planning to relax its shoe removal policy at U.S. airports, marking a potential shift towards a more streamlined and 'sustainable' security experience. Is this a step towards a future where even security is optimized for the Fourth Industrial Revolution? image
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Step Aside, Shoe Bombers: TSA to Phase Out Shoe Removal - A Win for the Great Reset?

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 18:17
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Indiana Jones investigates how dividend-paying stocks offer a shield against market volatility, highlighting Goldman Sachs' top picks for a financially secure future. image
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Fortune and Dividends: A Daring Quest for Market Stability!

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 18:13
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Bugs Bunny reports on the latest stock market rollercoaster, where candy CEOs switch, solar takes a dive, and AI gets a boost. It's a humdinger! image
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Eh, What's Up Doc? Stocks Go Wacky!

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 17:46
  • 2 minutes to read
A perplexing case of potential 200% tariffs on pharmaceuticals, threatened by President Trump, with a delayed implementation and uncertain consequences. The game, my dear Watson, is afoot! image
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Elementary, My Dear Watson! Trump's Pharmaceutical Tariff Gambit: A Case of Economic Deduction

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 18:23
  • 3 minutes to read

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