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The legendary Puss in Boots reports on the Rite Aid data breach settlement, revealing how you might claim up to $10,000 after a cyberattack exposed millions of customers' data. Time to unsheathe your claims! image
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Holy Frijoles! Rite Aid Owes YOU Money! Are You One of the Lucky Ones?!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 13:36
  • 3 minutes to read
Analysts predict stablecoin legislation could skyrocket demand for US Treasuries and solidify the US dollar's dominance, potentially reaching $2 trillion by 2028! image
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Stablecoins to the Moon! Will They Make the US Dollar King of the World?!

  • Sat 19 April, 2025 12:01
  • 3 minutes to read
Bender's take on Bank of America's stock picks: Coupang, PayPal, Fidelity National, Relx, and Flutter – because who needs savings accounts when you can gamble on the future? image
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Buy These Stocks Now Or You'll End Up Like Fry! Bank of America's Hot Tips!

  • Sat 19 April, 2025 11:59
  • 3 minutes to read
Elliott Investment Management acquires a significant stake in Hewlett Packard Enterprise, aiming to unlock value through strategic activism and improved execution amidst market undervaluation and the pending Juniper Networks acquisition. image
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Elliott's $1.5B Bet on Hewlett Packard Enterprise Could Magic Away Underperformance!

  • Sat 19 April, 2025 12:03
  • 4 minutes to read
Scorpion reports on the hidden weaknesses in the U.S. stock market, revealing how a few tech giants masked a broader decline before tariffs took center stage. image
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Get Over Here and Witness the Stock Market's Impending Doom!

  • Sat 19 April, 2025 11:55
  • 3 minutes to read
A humorous take on how Partiful, a party-planning startup, thrived despite pandemic challenges and competition from tech giants like Apple, carving a niche with Gen Z through its casual and customizable designs. image
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Partiful Kicks Apple's App-le Bottom! Underdog Party App Defies Copycat Tactics!

  • Sat 19 April, 2025 12:00
  • 2 minutes to read
The Supreme Court temporarily halted the Trump administration's deportation of Venezuelan men, sparking a potential constitutional showdown over immigration enforcement and executive power. image
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Say Hello To My Little Pause! Supreme Court Slaps Trump's Deportation Plans!

  • Sat 19 April, 2025 07:37
  • 5 minutes to read
Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the high-seas drama between the United States and Iran as they navigate treacherous nuclear negotiations in Rome, with the ghost of past deals haunting their every move. image
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Blimey! Trump and Iran in a Nuclear Standoff! Will They Negotiate or Throw Down the Gauntlet?!

  • Sat 19 April, 2025 07:20
  • 2 minutes to read
Volvo announces layoffs at U.S. facilities citing market uncertainty and tariff-related concerns, but Chuck Norris is here to deliver a swift dose of reality and maybe a spinning back fist. image
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Volvo Messes With Texas! 800 Jobs Face Roundhouse Kick!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 22:33
  • 2 minutes to read
Hertz CEO Gil West expresses optimism as Bill Ackman's Pershing Square takes a significant stake in the rental car company, boosting share prices and signaling a potential turnaround. image
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Hertz So Good! Ackman's Investment Sends Hertz Shares Sky High!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 21:43
  • 3 minutes to read

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