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OpenAI unveils o3 and o4-mini, AI models capable of analyzing images and integrating visual information, pushing the boundaries of artificial intelligence and sparking safety concerns. image
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Holy Kryptonite! OpenAI's New AI Can THINK With Pictures!

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 17:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Major Wall Street banks report record-breaking stock trading revenue in Q1, fueled by market volatility and strategic positioning amidst the new Trump regime. image
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Wall Street Just Pulled Off A Flu Game! Is This The New Normal?

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 17:14
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U.S. Customs data throws a wrench in President Trump's claims about daily tariff revenue, sparking debate over the numbers and the impact on trade. Family, we got a problem! image
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Is Trump's Tariff Math Faster Than My Charger?!

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 18:03
  • 3 minutes to read
Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell expresses concern about the tension between controlling inflation and supporting economic growth amid uncertainty caused by President Trump's tariffs, potentially leading to a challenging scenario for the central bank. image
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Bazinga! Is the Economy Headed for a Bifurcation of Fiscal Frivolity?!

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 17:58
  • 4 minutes to read
Elon Musk's Tesla shifts gears from electric vehicles to robotaxis and humanoid robots, leaving some wondering if it's game over for the original mission. image
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Tesla Ditching Cars for Robots? Mama Mia, What's-a Going On?!

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 15:00
  • 2 minutes to read
A look at how escalating trade war fears and recession concerns are impacting the stock market, with a focus on winners and losers amidst the volatility. image
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Trump's Tariffs Trigger Market Mayhem! Can Your Portfolio Survive?

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 14:33
  • 3 minutes to read
Fred Flinstone reports on why experts say our electricity will probably be okay, even if the economy goes belly up like a brontosaurus burger! image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! Will the Lights Stay On Even if Things Go Bad?!

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 14:59
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain Marvel investigates the ongoing love affair with McMansions, questioning their architectural integrity and investment value in a universe grappling with housing shortages. image
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McMansions Are Taking Over Earth! Is This the End of Good Taste?!

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 15:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Heineken, once fearless, now whimpers about U.S. tariffs, threatening beer prices! Hulk will smash the tariffs before they smash the beer! image
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Hulk Smash Tariffs! Heineken Scared of Tiny Taxes!

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 15:20
  • 1 minutes to read
Tesla faces sales slump in California as registrations plummet, sparking concerns over Elon Musk's leadership and rising competition. image
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Is Tesla Finished! Elon Musk's Car Business Doing WHAT?

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 16:23
  • 3 minutes to read

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