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E.l.f. Beauty is buying Hailey Bieber's Rhode for up to $1 billion, hoping to get more popular with fancy skincare, but Homer Simpson wonders if this means cheaper donuts. image
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Mmm, E.l.f. Buys Rhode: Is This the Key to Eternal Youth...and Donuts?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 21:02
  • 2 minutes to read
Abercrombie & Fitch weathers tariff storms and mixed sales, showing resilience with Hollister's strength while facing challenges with its namesake brand's performance. image
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Abercrombie's Fiscal Force Choke: Tariffs Strike Back, But Hope Remains!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 20:15
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Your favorite fashion icon breaks down GameStop's shocking Bitcoin buy, questioning if crypto is the new black (or pink?). image
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GameStop Goes Crypto: Can Bitcoin Save the Day (and My Dreamhouse)?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 20:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Toyota throws another hefty bag of coin at Joby Aviation, further fueling the electric air taxi dream. Roach is not impressed, and neither are the local griffins. image
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Geralt of Rivia Reports: Flying Contraptions and Toyota's Coin - Roach is Officially Outdated!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 20:01
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A frail but fiendishly clever look at market movements, Boston Scientific's blunder, Wells Fargo's waffling, and Nvidia's numbers – all approved by C. Montgomery Burns himself! image
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Excellent! Burns's Brilliant Breakdown of Today's Business Bungles!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 18:41
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. axes routine Covid-19 vaccine recommendations for kids and pregnant women, sparking outrage and raising access concerns. Cowabunga? image
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Eat My Shorts, Vaccines? HHS Secretary Pulls a 'D'oh!' on Kid Shots

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 19:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Austin Powers dives into Jefferies' top stock picks, highlighting domestic companies with solid earnings and groovy dividends. Get ready to shag some profits, baby! image
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Yeah Baby! Jefferies Picks Stocks Hotter Than My Mojo!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 19:23
  • 3 minutes to read
Fannie Mae teams up with Palantir to fight mortgage fraud faster than you can say 'Fresh Prince,' while whispers of going public have shareholders doin' the Carlton. image
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Yo, Fannie Mae's Gettin' Jiggy With Palantir to Bust Mortgage Fraud! Word?

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 18:33
  • 2 minutes to read
Your favorite swashbuckling gato reports on the latest drama in the tech world, where the White House has ordered Cadence and Synopsys to halt chip sales to China. Will Nvidia purr or hiss? image
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Ay, Caramba! White House Tells Chip Giants to Cease China Sales – A Puss in Boots Exclusive!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 20:22
  • 3 minutes to read
Donkey here, reporting on how higher bond yields are trying to crash the stock market party, and what it means for your swamp-savings! image
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Stick Your Neck Out! Stock Market's Fairytale Fizzle and Bondzilla's Roar!

  • Wed 28 May, 2025 20:01
  • 2 minutes to read

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