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Iron Man weighs in on Eli Lilly's acquisition of SiteOne Therapeutics, a move that could bring a new non-opioid pain medication to the market, potentially offering a safer alternative to traditional painkillers. image

Stark Relief: Eli Lilly Shells Out a Billion for Non-Opioid Painkiller – My Arc Reactor Isn't the Only Thing Getting an Upgrade!

Tue 27 May, 2025 15:15
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Tony Stark weighs in on Eli Lilly's acquisition of SiteOne Therapeutics and their non-opioid pain medicine, because who needs opioids when you've got nanotech? image

Stark Industries NOT Buying SiteOne? My Take on Lilly's Billion-Dollar Pain Relief Deal

Tue 27 May, 2025 15:15
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Square is piloting real-time Bitcoin payments at a Las Vegas merch truck, aiming to make crypto an everyday currency, much to my initial skepticism, but also curiosity. image

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor, Bitcoin: Square Bets on Crypto in Vegas

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:05
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Square pilots real-time bitcoin payments in Vegas, aiming to make crypto as common as bread from the Mellark bakery. Will it catch fire, or fizzle out like a dud tracker jacker nest? image

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor... With Bitcoin: Square Bets on Crypto for Everyday Use!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:05
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A federal judge has blocked Trump's attempt to shift the $1.6 trillion student loan portfolio to the Small Business Administration, keeping it under the Education Department's watchful eye. image

False Alarm! Trump's Student Loan Transfer Plan Foiled by Judge: Education Department Prevails!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:04
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Walter White breaks down the latest S&P 500 trends, offering a darkly humorous take on whether summer will bring riches or ruin. image

Stay Calm, It's Just Market Volatility: Heisenberg's Guide to Summer Investing

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:27
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Elon Musk vows to refocus on Tesla and SpaceX after Twitter (X) fumbles, leaving yours truly wondering if he needs a 'giggity'-good distraction. image

Giggity! Elon Says He's Back in the Game: More Tesla, Less Twitter Twaddle!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:14
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Elon Musk vows to refocus on Tesla, X, and xAI after X outage, sending Tesla shares soaring. Political escapades are taking a backseat, much like my dating life after I mention my age, giggity! image

Elon's Back in the Driver's Seat, Giggity! Tesla Stock Surges!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:14
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Trump Media dives headfirst into the bitcoin pool with a $2.5 billion raise, leaving me to wonder if they've finally lost their minds...or found them. image

Trump Media Goes Full Crypto: A Diapered Dictator's Take

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:21
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Trump Media raises $2.5 billion for Bitcoin treasury, stirring market volatility and solidifying Trump's crypto empire. image

Trump's Crypto Coup: From Truth Social to Bitcoin Baron!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:21
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