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Geralt of Rivia reports on Chime's IPO, navigating the treacherous waters of fintech valuations and market sentiment with a witcher's wit. image
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Chime's IPO Gamble: A Witcher's Take on Fintech's Rollercoaster

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 19:35
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Chuck Norris breaks down the potential 2.5% Social Security boost for 2026, inflation's impact, and why seniors need more than just a COLA to survive. image
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Chuck Norris on Social Security: 2.5% COLA? I Roundhouse Kick Inflation Higher!

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 18:16
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President Trump's proposed savings accounts for kids get CEO support, but experts are scratching their heads. Leela's here to break it down, Bender-style! image
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Holy Guacamole! Trump Accounts: A One-Eyed Mutant's Take on the Future of Kid Savings

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 16:48
  • 3 minutes to read
Amidst a cooled-down feud between Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Tesla's stock shows signs of recovery, with a tentative robotaxi launch adding to investor optimism. image
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Tesla Escapes the Matrix: Musk and Trump's Truce Hints at Recovery

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 18:10
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Popular weight loss drugs Ozempic and Wegovy linked to potential eye issues, but Duke Nukem is here to keep an eye on things. image
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Damn, Even Weight Loss Drugs Are Trying To Screw With My Vision!

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 18:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Wall Street analysts are betting on Oracle's cloud business, OCI, to fuel earnings growth, potentially sending the stock soaring to new heights. Is Oracle about to unleash its own fiery breath? image
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Winter is Coming... For Oracle Bears? Analysts Foresee Dragon-Sized Gains!

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 17:33
  • 3 minutes to read
From nuclear reactors to robotaxis, Indiana Jones deciphers the day's stock market swings with a whip-smart perspective. image
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Fortune and Folly: Indy's Field Notes on Today's Wild Stock Market Ride

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 17:01
  • 3 minutes to read
Former CEO Howard Schultz does a 'cartwheel' over current CEO Brian Niccol's strategy to revitalize the coffee giant, proving that sometimes, going back to your roots is the wabbit's best trick! image
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Eh, What's Up Doc? Starbucks Gets a Jolt of 'Back to Basics' Buzz!

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 18:22
  • 3 minutes to read
Cloud infrastructure startup Crusoe secures a massive credit line to bolster OpenAI's AI data center project in Texas, joining the AI infrastructure race. image
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Elementary, My Dear Watson! Crusoe Bags $750 Million to Fuel OpenAI's Texas-Sized Ambitions

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 17:27
  • 3 minutes to read
A technical analysis suggests Royalty Pharma (RPRX) is showing bullish signals, potentially offering an investment opportunity. Is it time to gamble? image
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Royalty Pharma: A Shelby Company Investment? By Order of the Technical Charts!

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 17:59
  • 2 minutes to read

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