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Mr. Bean stumbles upon Wall Street's worries about Constellation Brands, offering his unique (and slightly clueless) take on the situation. image

Oh, Booze! Constellation Brands' Stock Troubles? A Bean's Eye View!

Mon 07 July, 2025 11:38
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Citigroup predicts massive growth for Nvidia as nations race to control their own AI, fueling fears of a future where machines might just learn too much, too fast. image

Nvidia's AI Empire: Are We Building Our Own Skynet?

Mon 07 July, 2025 12:10
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Citi analysts predict Nvidia's dominance in the AI sector, fueled by sovereign AI initiatives, raising both hopes and fears for the future. image

No Fate But What We Make: Nvidia's AI Empire and the Sovereign Threat

Mon 07 July, 2025 12:10
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A look at how Trump's tariffs are squeezing Earthicans' wallets and what you can do to fight back before you're forced to sell your kidney on the black market. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums: Are We All Gonna End Up Living in a Cardboard Box?

Sat 05 July, 2025 11:00
3 minutes to read

Americans are feeling the squeeze of Trump's tariffs, making debt repayment harder. But there are ways to fight back, even in the face of economic uncertainty, choose wisely! image

Wake Up, Neo: Trump's Tariffs Threaten Your Debt Payoff Dreams

Sat 05 July, 2025 11:00
4 minutes to read

Duke Nukem reports on the US Deficit, where Trillions are spent, and nobody gives a damn! Or do they? image

Hail to the Debt, Baby! Uncle Sam's Fiscal Follies Exposed!

Mon 07 July, 2025 10:00
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Texas is drowning, not in dragonfire, but in devastating floods, leaving a trail of loss, unanswered questions, and a concerning leadership response. image

Winter is NOT Coming, the FLOOD is! Texas Ravaged as Leaders Fiddle Like Nero!

Mon 07 July, 2025 09:24
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Reflections on the Texas flood, emphasizing the need for enhanced disaster preparedness and resilience in the face of escalating climate challenges. image

Texas Flood: A Clarion Call for Global Resilience, A WEF Perspective

Mon 07 July, 2025 09:24
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Tesla's stock takes a tumble as Elon Musk throws his fedora into the political ring, leaving investors wondering if he's found the Ark of the Covenant or just another snake pit. image

Elon's New Political Party: Fortune and Glory? Or Just Plain Fool's Gold?

Mon 07 July, 2025 08:58
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Indiana Jones reports on Elon Musk's latest escapade into the political jungle, and the market's reaction that would make even Belloq sweat. image

Elon's New Party? Great Snakes! Tesla Stock Plummets Faster Than a Nazi U-Boat!

Mon 07 July, 2025 08:58
3 minutes to read