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Corporate insiders, including tech executives from CrowdStrike and Broadcom, are selling off millions in stock, raising eyebrows across the galaxy. Is this a sign, or just smart business? image

This is the Way... To Cash Out? Corporate Big Shots Sell Stock Like Beskar on Black Market!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:34
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Corporate insiders are selling off millions in stock, and Mando’s got a bad feeling about this whole deal. image

This is the Way... to Cash Out? Corporate Big Shots Dump Stock Like a Foundling in a Razor Crest

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:34
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Analysts are predicting a major boost for AMD thanks to their new AI chips and a lift from Piper Sandler, and you know what that means? Kylie's taking notes! image

AMD Stock Soars! Is This My Next Billion-Dollar Business Venture?

Mon 16 June, 2025 18:13
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A shocking tale of political assassination attempts in Minnesota, leaving a state representative and her husband dead, and another lawmaker and his wife wounded, sparking a massive manhunt and raising chilling questions about the motives behind the violence. image

Minnesota Nightmare: A Dark Arts Attack on Democracy!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:48
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Federal prosecutors bring charges against a man accused of assassinating a Minnesota state lawmaker and her husband, shaking the political landscape. Let's break it down, Swiftie style. image

Nightmare on Elm Street...in Minnesota?! A Swiftie's Take on Political Violence

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:48
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Despite escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, financial markets remain surprisingly calm, leading investors to bet on contained conflict and stable oil prices. But is it all a dangerous game? image

May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor...Unless You're an Investor: Markets Shrug Off Israel-Iran Conflict

Mon 16 June, 2025 15:43
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Deutsche Bank upgrades Cisco, foreseeing growth thanks to AI and smart investments. Dwight Schrute explains why this is all part of his master plan...probably. image

Cisco Stock: Bears Beware! Dwight Schrute Declares Victory for Common Sense and Strategic Networking!

Mon 16 June, 2025 16:12
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Deutsche Bank says Cisco's targets are achievable, upgrading the stock and suggesting a 14% rise. Is this a golden ticket or just fool's gold? Dwight Schrute investigates. image

Cisco's Stock: Is It Finally Worthy of a Schrute Farms Investment?

Mon 16 June, 2025 16:12
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Amidst political pressure and economic uncertainty, the Federal Reserve is expected to hold interest rates steady, leaving consumers in a bind, much like Jesse trying to cook on his own. image

Tight! Fed Chair Powell Feels the Heat: No Half Measures on Interest Rates, Say What?!

Mon 16 June, 2025 15:04
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Capital One is launching a massive, 24/7 flagship lounge at JFK Airport in June 2025, complete with bodega, mixologists, and midnight snacks. Giggity! image

Giggity! Capital One's New JFK Lounge: A Mile-High Club (Sandwich) Above the Rest!

Mon 16 June, 2025 15:26
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