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Despite ongoing tensions in the Middle East, equity and energy markets are showing resilience, suggesting it would take a major escalation to cause a lasting downturn, like when Aunt Viv gets real serious! image

Yo, Markets Chill Like Will in Bel-Air Mansion Despite Middle East Drama!

Mon 16 June, 2025 19:58
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This swashbuckling gato reports on OpenAI's daring quest to recruit the best and brightest in the AI world, a battle as fierce as any I've faced with a monstrous giant! image

Ay, Caramba! OpenAI in a Sword Fight for Top AI Talent!

Mon 16 June, 2025 19:59
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OpenAI faces unprecedented pressure to recruit top AI talent amidst fierce competition, says new recruiting head Joaquin Quiñonero Candela. This is serious... maybe I need to use my cute eyes? image

Ai Caramba! OpenAI's Talent Quest: A Puss in Boots Adventure!

Mon 16 June, 2025 19:59
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Complex CEO Aaron Levant prioritizes ambition, side hustles, and relevant experience over formal education when hiring, bucking traditional hiring trends. Ain't that a stinker? image

Eh, What's Up With College Degrees, Doc? Complex CEO Says 'Forget About It!'

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:19
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A Sherlock Holmes investigation into today's market movers, from Meta's advertising gambit to Sarepta's unfortunate setback. image

Elementary, My Dear Investors: Stock Market Mysteries Unveiled!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:04
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Amazon's Project Kuiper launch hits a snag, leaving us wondering if the future of internet access is written in the stars or stuck in the stratosphere. image

Houston, We Have a Problem... With Amazon's Internet Dream?!

Mon 16 June, 2025 18:02
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Novak Djokovic analyzes Ken Griffin's investment strategy, drawing parallels to his own aggressive tennis philosophy and occasionally digressing into discussions about gluten-free diets and the importance of a good serve. image

Djokovic on Griffin's Game Plan: No Defense, Only Offense! (And Maybe Some Gluten-Free Cash)

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:51
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Billionaire Ken Griffin advises against defensive investment strategies during market volatility, advocating for a risk-neutral approach, much like my own aggressive playstyle on the court. image

Ken Griffin Channels Inner Djokovic: Playing Defense is a Double Fault!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:51
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Tron, Justin Sun's crypto venture, plans a reverse merger via a toy company, sending SRM Entertainment's stock soaring, with hints of Trump-era ties in the mix. Talk about a plot twist! image

From Theme Parks to Crypto Dreams: Justin Sun's Tron Eyes Nasdaq, and I'm Just Here Sipping My Chai!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:59
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Justin Sun's Tron merges with a Disney merchandise supplier in a reverse merger, sending ripples through Wall Street, while yours truly adds a dash of Bollywood bling to the crypto buzz! image

From Theme Parks to Crypto Kingdoms: Tron's Wild Ride to Wall Street – Desi Girl Style!

Mon 16 June, 2025 17:59
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