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Best Buy feels the sting of tariffs, cutting forecasts and leaving gamers wondering if they can still afford their precious electronics. Get ready for some REAL takes! image
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Best Buy's Bleak Outlook: Tariffs, Tears, and the Almighty Dollar!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:25
  • 3 minutes to read
The New York Times partners with Amazon to license its content for AI, skipping the lawsuit route and choosing cold, hard cash instead. Wonder if they'll share with their subscribers? image
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Amazon Just Gave The New York Times A Boatload Of CA$H (Probably More Than I Give Away!)

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:07
  • 3 minutes to read
A court ruling temporarily halts Trump's tariffs, but the market's optimism is as fleeting as a machine's lifespan. image
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Trade War Tango: Trump's Tariff Troubles and Wall Street's Wobbly Waltz

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:26
  • 3 minutes to read
Top economic advisor Kevin Hassett believes court rulings against Trump's tariffs will be overturned, insisting America's trade policies are on the right path, believe it! image
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Believe It! Trump's Trade Guru Says Tariff Troubles Are Just a Genjutsu!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 13:40
  • 2 minutes to read
Pokimane reacts to Nvidia's strong Q1 earnings report, China's AI chip game, and Jensen Huang's somber warnings. image
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Nvidia's Q1 Earnings: Is China Stealing Our Fries?!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:06
  • 4 minutes to read
Sarah Kerrigan dissects Trump's market manipulation tactics, dubbed 'TACO,' and the resulting chaos, with a Zerg twist. image
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Trump's Tariff Tango: A Zerg's-Eye View of the TACO Trade!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 09:52
  • 3 minutes to read
Salesforce's Q1 results spark debate among analysts, with some downgrading amid acquisition concerns, while others remain bullish on AI potential. Agent J investigates. image
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Salesforce Stock: Is It Worth Neuralyzing Your Portfolio or Nah?

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 11:37
  • 3 minutes to read
Deutsche Bank's upgrade suggests a potential for significant gains for Southwest Airlines, fueled by a deal with Elliott Investment Management and a new board poised for transformation. It appears that Southwest Airlines is ready to fly higher than ever! image
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Southwest Airlines: Shaken, Not Stirred for Success!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 12:14
  • 2 minutes to read
Those brainiacs at OPEC+ might pump out an extra 411,000 barrels of oil a day, and I'm just hoping some of it ends up in my gas tank! image
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Doh! More Oil! OPEC+ to Pump Out Enough to Fill My Car... Maybe!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 12:09
  • 2 minutes to read
Major League Baseball's investment in Athletes Unlimited Softball League raises eyebrows – is this genuine support or just a PR stunt? Let's dissect this disasterpiece, shall we? image
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MLB Swings for the Fences with Women's Softball? Are They Having a Laugh?

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 12:00
  • 2 minutes to read

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