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Goku reports on how companies might have to lower prices despite those pesky tariffs, or else their stuff will be as useless as Krillin in a fight against Frieza! image

Kamehame-HA! Are Tariffs Making Your Wallet Weaker Than Yamcha?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 23:17
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Japan's March exports rise, but fall short of expectations amidst trade negotiations with the US. It's like that time I tried to sell encyclopedias door-to-door! image

Japan's Economy Doing the Peter Griffin Flop! Is This the End?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 00:10
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Former Cybersecurity Chief Chris Krebs resigns from SentinelOne after Trump's executive order targets him and associated entities, raising concerns about pressure on the private sector. image

Trump's Latest Tirade Leaves Cybersecurity Expert High and Dry! What's Next?

Wed 16 April, 2025 23:02
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Forrest Gump reports on Nvidia's troubles with AI chip exports to China, government regulations, and a whole lotta finger-pointing in Washington, D.C. image

Nvidia's in Trouble Y'all! Is China Gonna Get All Our AI Chips?

Wed 16 April, 2025 22:39
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Agent J reports on Ford's potential price hikes due to Trump's tariffs, blending MIB humor with the serious business of keeping Earth's economy (and style) in check. image

Ford Prices About to Skyrocket! Are You Ready for This?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 21:32
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Kim K breaks down how income investors can capitalize on the AI boom through municipal bonds connected to data centers, offering tax-free benefits and a slice of the future. image

AI Investing Just Got Easier and Tax Free! Is This the New Secret to Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

Wed 16 April, 2025 18:06
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A satirical take on Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust portfolio adjustments in the face of market volatility and tariff threats, as if written by yours truly, Elon Musk. image

Cramer's Portfolio Apocalypse! Is Your Money Safe From Trump's Tariffs?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 19:46
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Investment guru Tim Seymour reveals simple yet crucial tips to navigate turbulent markets and avoid financial pitfalls that even the most seasoned investors often fall into. image

Four Shocking Money Traps That Could Ruin Your Portfolio! Could YOU Be a Victim?

Wed 16 April, 2025 20:03
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Nvidia and AMD warn of significant financial hits due to Trump's trade policies, sending shockwaves through the tech sector and broader market. image

Tech Apocalypse! Trump's Tariffs Trigger Chip Stock Freefall!

Wed 16 April, 2025 20:04
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on OpenAI's potential $3 billion acquisition of Windsurf, an AI coding tool, amidst the ongoing generative AI arms race. Will this lead to glory or the end of coding as we know it? image

By Odin's Beard! OpenAI Spending a King's Ransom on Windsurf? Is This the Future or Ragnarok?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 20:20
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