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According to Ritholtz Wealth Management CEO Josh Brown, Nike is facing tough times as celebrity endorsements fade and competition intensifies. Chuck Norris weighs in with his own brand of wisdom. image
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Nike's Fighting a Losing Battle? Chuck Norris Says It's Time to Roundhouse Kick the Competition!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 18:02
  • 3 minutes to read
A wild ride on Wall Street: AI companies surge, Musk escapes government work, and tariffs cause turbulence. image
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Good News Everyone! Stocks Soar, Dive, and Fly Like Bender After Too Much Booze!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 18:14
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E.l.f. Beauty's acquisition of Rhode, coupled with stellar earnings, sends Wall Street into a frenzy, prompting analysts to question if this is reality or just another layer of the Matrix. image
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E.l.f. Beauty Takes the Red Pill: A Billion-Dollar Leap of Faith!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 17:54
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Elon Musk's attempts to interfere with a major AI deal, his ongoing feud with Sam Altman, and the implications for the future of artificial intelligence. image
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Elon Musk, the Disruptor of Deals, Faces the Dragon Queen's Wrath!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 18:00
  • 4 minutes to read
Donald Trump meets with Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, but monetary policy discussions remain carefully off the table, amidst tariff tensions and economic uncertainty. image
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Trump's Fed Tango: A Delicate Dance on the Global Stage

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 17:44
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Michael Jordan breaks down the Nvidia CEO's complaints about U.S. export controls on AI chips and why national security trumps corporate profits, even if it means less dough for GPU hustlers. image
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Nvidia's China Gripes? Please, That's Just Noise – MJ on National Security and Real Ballin'

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 14:54
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The Trump administration axes $766M in funding for Moderna's bird flu vaccine, raising concerns about pandemic preparedness and public health. Family, where are you when I need you? image
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No Vaccine, No Family: Trump Administration Cuts Bird Flu Vaccine Funding!

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 15:48
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Sheldon Cooper analyzes Jim Cramer's CNBC Investing Club report, focusing on Nvidia, Costco, GE Vernova, and the baffling world of trade tariffs, all while maintaining peak Sheldon-ness. image
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Bazinga! A Highly Illogical Look at the Stock Market's Thursday Shenanigans (According to Sheldon Cooper)

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 15:26
  • 4 minutes to read
Shrek reports on Darden Restaurants' surprising stock success, proving even ogres can appreciate a good investment (and maybe even the Olive Garden's breadsticks). image
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Olive Garden? More Like Gold Mine! Darden Stock's Ogre-Sized Success

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 15:24
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite China export restrictions, Nvidia's strong earnings ignite a global semiconductor stock rally, proving even government meddling can't stop good tech. image
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Nvidia's Earnings Soar, Iron Man Approves (of the Tech, Not the Red Tape)

  • Thu 29 May, 2025 13:41
  • 3 minutes to read

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