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IBM, once a lumbering giant, is now sprinting thanks to CEO Arvind Krishna, leaving the S&P 500 and Nasdaq in the dust! image

Bears. Beets. Big Blue: IBM Roars Back to Life Under New CEO!

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:29
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A skeptical look at claims that a new tax bill will eliminate Social Security taxes for most seniors, revealing potential funding issues and misleading information. image

Social Security Shenanigans: Is Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill" Just Blue Sky?

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:57
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A cynical look at the Social Security Administration's claims about Trump's tax relief bill and its impact on seniors, with a healthy dose of skepticism. image

Heisenberg's Take: Trump's 'Big Beautiful Bill' – Is It Really Breaking Good for Seniors?

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:57
2 minutes to read

Worried about the market's ups and downs? I've got the lowdown on some giggity-good dividend stocks that'll keep your portfolio perky, even when things get shaky! image

Giggity Good Investments Navigating Market Mayhem with Defensive Dividend Delights!

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:31
3 minutes to read

Waymo, the Alphabet-owned self-driving car company, is expanding its testing grounds to Philadelphia, aiming to map the city and evaluate its autonomous driving technology. image

Waymo's Whimsical Jaunt to Philly: A Griffin Family Commentary!

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:56
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Waymo initiates testing of autonomous vehicles in Philadelphia, gathering mapping data and evaluating its technology, with plans for broader rollout and potential ride-sharing services. image

Waymo's Cheesesteak Dreams: Self-Driving Cars Invade Philadelphia!

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:56
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Eric Cartman reports on how Trump's latest tariff tantrums are making the stock market cry like a bunch of little Butters, potentially leading to stagflation and ruining everything! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Tanking the Stock Market: Cartman's Take on Trump's Tariffs

Mon 07 July, 2025 20:01
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That stupid Elon Musk is trying to be all political again, and now everyone's losing their freakin' money. Respect my Authoritah! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Starting a Political Party (and Tesla's Stock is Tanking!)

Mon 07 July, 2025 20:05
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Tesla's stock plunges as Elon Musk's political ambitions raise investor concerns. This Yautja analyzes the hunt, the trophies, and the potential for more carnage. image

Elon Musk's New Political Party Triggers Market Bloodbath: A Predator's Take

Mon 07 July, 2025 20:05
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The U.S. dollar is struggling like I did against those aliens, facing a mix of policy chaos and debt, but some experts think it might just pull a Ripley and make a comeback. image

Dollar Downfall: Is the Greenback About to Get Xenomorphed?

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:18
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