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A Vulcan analysis of OpenAI's near acquisition of Cursor, the AI coding tool, and its strategic implications in the ever-evolving landscape of artificial intelligence. image
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OpenAI Almost Bought Cursor?! Did They Miss a Logical Acquisition?

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 12:30
  • 3 minutes to read
Spirit Airlines names Dave Davis as CEO to lead a business overhaul aimed at moving away from its no-frills image after emerging from bankruptcy. image
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Spirit Airlines Appoints New CEO Dave Davis After Bankruptcy! Is This Their Resurrection Stone?

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 14:00
  • 3 minutes to read
A look at how Netflix's business model, international presence, and free cash flow growth position it as a resilient force against global economic turmoil, even if the Force (market) feels wobbly. image
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Netflix Jedi Master! Can It Survive the Trade War Empire?

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 14:11
  • 2 minutes to read
Congress investigates 23andMe's bankruptcy and the potential compromise of sensitive genetic data, raising concerns about data privacy and security. image
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Is Your DNA at Risk? 23andMe's Bankruptcy Nightmare!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 13:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Will Smith, reporting live from Bel-Air, breaks down Bill Ackman's surprise investment in Hertz and whether it's a 'Parents Just Don't Understand' situation. image
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Yo, Did Bill Ackman Just Pull a Carlton on Hertz Stock?!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 10:51
  • 2 minutes to read
A feline investigation into why Russia dodged Trump's trade tariffs, exploring the economic impact and geopolitical implications. Ay, caramba! image
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Did Trump REALLY Forget About Russia?! The Truth Will Shock You!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 11:20
  • 4 minutes to read
Donkey reports on TSMC squashing rumors of a joint venture with Intel, while Trump's tariffs loom large like a fire-breathing dragon! image
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Intel and TSMC a Joint Venture? I Heard Shrek Has a Summer Home on the Moon First!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 10:40
  • 3 minutes to read
Bender's take on Jim Cramer's advice on rebalancing your portfolio in uncertain times, because who needs financial advice when you can get it from a bending unit? image
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Is Your Portfolio a Dumpster Fire?! Here's How to Fix It, Meatbags!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 11:20
  • 2 minutes to read
UBS lowers its price target for Nvidia after new US export restrictions to China, impacting both Nvidia and AMD's financial outlook. Time to invest elsewhere? image
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Nvidia's Troubles! Has the Golden Goose Finally Laid a Rotten Egg?!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 11:46
  • 3 minutes to read
A whirlwind of market movements sees Hertz rising from the ashes like a vengeful specter, while UnitedHealth takes a brutal spear to the chest. Eli Lilly offers a potion of hope, and Taiwan Semiconductor stands firm against the winds of trade. D.R. Horton and Alcoa feel the sting of defeat. image
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Hertz Soars While UnitedHealth Plunges What Sorcery is This?!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 12:13
  • 2 minutes to read

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