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The Federal Reserve holds steady amidst economic uncertainties, hinting at future rate cuts while facing stagflationary pressures and presidential ire. A truly illogical situation! image

Bazinga! Fed Stays Put, But Two Rate Cuts Loom Like Schrödinger's Cat!

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:27
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Shrek here, breakin' down the Fed's mumbo jumbo so even Donkey can understand it (maybe). They're messin' with interest rates again, like Fiona messin' with my swamp! image

What in Tarnation is the Fed Doing Now? An Ogre's Eye View

Wed 18 June, 2025 18:09
2 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on the stock market's ups and downs, from steel to solar and everything in between, with a little bit of Bubba Gump wisdom. image

Stupid is as Steel Does: Forrest's Take on Today's Wild Stock Market Ride

Wed 18 June, 2025 16:17
3 minutes to read

Klarna CEO bets big on AI, launching mobile plans and chasing the elusive 'super app' dream. Will it be a triumph or a tech wilderness? image

Klarna's AI Gamble: Super App or Survival of the Fittest?

Wed 18 June, 2025 13:13
3 minutes to read

Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the premarket trading battlefield, where solar dreams wither, Chinese herbs promise miracles, and Oracle sings a song of future conquests. image

By Odin's Beard! Stocks Rise and Fall Like the Tides of Kattegat!

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:25
2 minutes to read

Some mortal named Dan Ives thinks software is the key to the AI revolution, and even I, Kratos, am intrigued. Mostly because I can smash things if it goes wrong. image

Boy, AI is the Future: A Spartan's Guide to Investing

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:43
2 minutes to read

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man reports on the tangled web of accusations between Trump and Fed Chair Powell, swinging through the economics with a humorous twist. image

Trump's Web of Words: Spidey's Take on the Fed Feud!

Wed 18 June, 2025 14:22
2 minutes to read

Klarna's CEO aims to transform the fintech company into a financial 'super app' powered by AI, venturing into mobile phone plans and future investment options, all while battling perception issues in the U.S. image

Get Over Here! Klarna CEO Embraces AI in Quest for Financial Domination

Wed 18 June, 2025 12:04
2 minutes to read

An obscure Hong Kong-based bioscience company with zero revenue sees its stock price skyrocket, leaving investors scratching their heads and wondering if it's all just a massive pump and dump. Is this the next GME or just another dumpster fire? image

Regencell Goes BRRRR! Hong Kong Herbal Remedy Company's Stock Turns into a Meme Overnight!

Wed 18 June, 2025 01:05
2 minutes to read

A look at Regencell Bioscience's unbelievable stock surge, questioning its fundamentals, and comparing its market cap to giants like Lululemon and Kraft Heinz. Is this a slam dunk or an airball? image

Regencell Stock Soars Higher Than My Fadeaway Jumper! Is This the New Dream Team of Finance?

Tue 17 June, 2025 17:51
4 minutes to read