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Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man breaks down the day's biggest stock market movers, from Walmart's earnings beat to Foot Locker's acquisition and Cisco's soaring success. Plus, some Trump-Apple drama? Web-believable! image

Spidey's Stock Market Swings: Walmart's Web, Foot Locker's Fall, and Cisco's Climb!

Thu 15 May, 2025 12:24
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Bobby Axelrod dissects Jerome Powell's latest pronouncements on interest rates, inflation, and the Fed's policy review, with a healthy dose of skepticism and a prediction of market volatility. image

Axe on the Fed: Powell's Rate Revelation – Get Ready for a Wild Ride!

Thu 15 May, 2025 14:16
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eToro's IPO filing reveals potential risks of operating in Israel, but the stock still popped. Is it a solid investment or a house of cards? image

eToro's IPO: Mazel Tov or Mazel Trouble? A Saul Goodman Analysis

Thu 15 May, 2025 12:54
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New Chinese education policies restrict the use of generative AI in classrooms, raising questions about the future of learning and the perils of unchecked technology. Reminds me of that time with the Sankara Stones... image

China's AI Education Crackdown: They're Teaching Kids What?!

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:33
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Bender delivers his take on Steve Cohen's market analysis, complete with recession risks and tariff troubles. Forget world peace, give me stock tips! image

Bender's Stock Market Forecast: Bite My Shiny Metal...Bottom?

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:55
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Stock brokerage platform eToro makes a triumphant Nasdaq debut after a failed SPAC attempt, proving that even after a 'cancer scare,' a good product can still cook. image

eToro's Wild Ride: From Near-Death SPAC to Nasdaq Star, B*tch!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:12
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New York Attorney General Letitia James is suing Capital One for allegedly misleading customers about high-yield savings accounts. Giggity! image

Giggity! Capital One's Savings Shenanigans: Are They Cheating You?

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:41
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The Oracle of Omaha, nearing a century, steps down as Berkshire CEO, citing the indignities of growing old. Prepare for a new era, dominated by Greg Abel, and possibly, a market panic or two. image

Giggity! Warren Buffett Finally Admits He's Aging Like a Fine...Moldy Cheese?

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:10
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Stock brokerage platform eToro sees shares soar in Nasdaq debut after a successful IPO, but will it stand the heat in the kitchen of Wall Street? image

eToro's Nasdaq Debut: Is It Bloody Brilliant or Just Another Idiot Sandwich?

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:16
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Snoop Dogg breaks down the latest stock market moves, from nuclear startups to AI chipmakers, with a little bit of Doggfather wisdom sprinkled in. image

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle: Stocks Be Goin' Up, Down, and Sideways!

Wed 14 May, 2025 17:06
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