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Austin Powers reports on the latest stock market shenanigans, from warehouse wizards to chip-chopping chaos! image

Groovy Moves in the Stock Market, Baby! Yeah!

Fri 20 June, 2025 15:57
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Federal Reserve Governor Christopher Waller hints at possible interest rate cuts as early as July, sparking speculation and market buzz. Could this be the end of our financial woes, or just another complicated relationship with the economy? image

Is the Fed About to Break Up with High Interest Rates? A Girl's Gotta Know!

Fri 20 June, 2025 14:13
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Fred Flinstone reports on the latest stock market news, with CarMax, GMS, and Darden Restaurants lookin' good, while others, like Jack in the Box, are feelin' the Stone Age blues! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Stocks are Rockin' and Rollin'!

Fri 20 June, 2025 12:13
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Doctor Evil reports on how AI avatars in China are outselling real humans in livestreaming, potentially paving the way for world domination...of e-commerce. image

I.T. Has Gone Too Far! AI Avatars Stealing Human Jobs! Muahahaha!

Fri 20 June, 2025 06:59
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Shares of Pop Mart, the creator of Labubu, are facing turbulence amid regulatory concerns in China and a shift in investor focus, but is this really a problem or just an opportunity to innovate? image

Pop Mart's Wild Ride: From Blind Boxes to Regulatory Scrutiny – A Muskian Take

Fri 20 June, 2025 05:36
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A satirical take on Pop Mart's recent stock woes, Chinese regulations, and the wild world of collectible toys, all from the mind of Elon Musk. image

Pop Mart Plummets! Are Blind Boxes the Next Short Squeeze Target?

Fri 20 June, 2025 05:36
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The blind box craze might be losing its sight, as Pop Mart shares stumble and some analyst types start playing with other toys. image

Pop Goes the Weasel... and Pop Mart's Profits! HAHAHA!

Fri 20 June, 2025 03:52
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Artificial intelligence-powered avatars are outselling real people in China's livestreaming market, leaving even a GOAT like me wondering if my virtual self could score more goals... or sell more mate! image

AI Avatars Stealing My Job? Even I, Messi, Am a Bit Worried!

Thu 19 June, 2025 10:07
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Jackie Chan hilariously breaks down the Federal Reserve's inflation concerns, Trump's tariffs, and the global economic rollercoaster, all while dropping some classic movie wisdom. image

Holy Inflation, Batman! Even Jackie Chan is Worried About Rising Prices!

Wed 18 June, 2025 19:28
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Ace Ventura investigates the Federal Reserve's inflation freakout, fueled by Trump's trade shenanigans and a world gone wild! image

Alllllrighty Then! Fed Freaks Over Trump's Tariff Tango and Geopolitical Gong Show!

Wed 18 June, 2025 19:28
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