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A Chinese company, Ehang, has become the first to get certified for passenger-carrying autonomous aerial vehicles, leaving competitors in the dust, while analysts predict big gains. image

Savvy Chinese Startup Takes to the Skies Matey! Ehang Soars While Yankee Rivals Eat Dust!

Sun 18 May, 2025 13:03
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Retirement isn't just about golf and grandkids, folks. It's about planning for the twilight years, and the potential financial black hole that long-term care can become. Time to sharpen those pencils and protect your assets, Axe style. image

Gray Matters, Green Matters: Preparing for the Long Game of Long-Term Care

Sat 17 May, 2025 10:15
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Amidst a criminal investigation and CEO shakeups, UnitedHealth Group's directors are buying up shares. Is it a savvy investment or just another Manolo Blahnik in the mud? image

UnitedHealth's Insiders Buy the Dip: A Fashionable Fall or Just a Bad Hair Day?

Fri 16 May, 2025 19:03
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From semiconductor slumps to crypto surges, Middle-earth's favorite wizard deciphers the day's market movements with a touch of humor and a sprinkle of Shire wisdom. image

A Shadow Falls on Wall Street: Gandalf's Guide to Market Mayhem!

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:20
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The Federal Reserve plans to reduce its staff by 10%, leaving some wondering if this is a necessary quest or a Ganon-level threat to economic stability. image

The Fed's Great Deku Tree Shake-Up: Are We Ready to Roll?

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:59
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Experts are saying gold could reach $5,000, and Bitcoin is like gold's crazy cousin! Mmm, gold... image

Doh! Gold Rush 2.0? Experts Say Shiny Metal Could Hit $5,000!

Fri 16 May, 2025 15:02
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Indiana Jones dives into today's perplexing market movements, dodging financial snakes and deciphering cryptic corporate pronouncements. image

Fortune and Doom! Raiders of the Stock Market's Lost Ark!

Fri 16 May, 2025 12:12
2 minutes to read

Former Walmart U.S. CEO suggests the retail giant might be exaggerating the impact of tariffs, citing healthy profit margins and price deflation. image

Walmart's Waters Run Deep: Ex-CEO Smells a Rat in Tariff Talk

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:53
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Morpheus reports on after-hours trading volatility for Applied Materials, Take-Two Interactive, Cava Group, and Doximity. Are these just numbers, or signs of a deeper system error? image

Reality Check: Are These Stocks Glitching or is it Just the Matrix?

Thu 15 May, 2025 21:13
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A whimsical yet insightful look at today's stock market ups and downs, featuring everything from retail shake-ups to cybersecurity snafus, all filtered through the lens of yours truly. image

Zuck's Take on Today's Market Madness: From Foot Lockers to Phishing Hackers

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:03
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