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Xiaomi unveils its YU7 SUV, directly challenging Tesla's Model Y with a lower price and bold claims, but will it dethrone the king? image

Xiaomi's New SUV: Tesla Killer or Another Grimy Goblin?

Thu 26 June, 2025 14:19
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Homer Simpson reports on Ant Group's new AI health app, AQ, that promises to bring speedy doctor access and advice, potentially spreading faster than a box of donuts at a police convention. image

Doh! China's AI Doc App Wants to Answer My Questions... Before I Even Ask Them!

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:59
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Despite global chaos and AI anxieties, the stock market is sizzling, fueled by trade truces, robust earnings, and a surprisingly resilient US economy. But don't get complacent, you donut! image

Bloody Hell! Market Roars Back Like a Well-Done Steak: Is This the Lamb Sauce We've Been Waiting For?

Thu 26 June, 2025 11:34
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Novak Djokovic, in his unique, holistic way, dissects China's push for the Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank (AIIB) to bolster its Belt and Road Initiative, questioning the narratives and serving up a healthy dose of skepticism. image

Djokovic Reacts: China's AIIB Aims for Global Domination... or Does It?

Thu 26 June, 2025 03:31
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CR7 breaks down the biggest after-hours trading moves, from Micron's memory magic to MillerKnoll's mixed signals. Spoiler alert: He thinks he should invest more! image

Siiiii! Ronaldo Reacts to After-Hours Market Mania!

Wed 25 June, 2025 21:04
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Wall Street's elite are sweating bullets over democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani's potential NYC mayoral victory, fearing tax hikes and tighter regulations. But hey, haven't we seen this movie before? image

Wall Street Freaks Out Over NYC Mayoral Candidate? Relax, It's Just a Game of Cat and Mouse!

Wed 25 June, 2025 21:30
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A look at the day's market movers, from Bumble's brutal cuts to QuantumScape's electrifying surge, all filtered through the discerning eyes of C. Montgomery Burns. image

Excellent! Burns's Stock Report: Layoffs, Love, and Lithium!

Wed 25 June, 2025 17:01
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The Federal Reserve is thinking about loosening some rules for banks, which might be good or might be, as Milhouse would say, 'Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!'...or not. image

Eat My Shorts, Regulators! Fed Gives Banks a Break (Maybe to Buy More Krusty Burgers?)

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
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A whirlwind of business news: Bumble's saving ramen money, BlackBerry's dodging kunai, and QuantumScape's battery is about to explode (with power, dattebayo!)! image

Believe It! Bumble's Got a Crush, BlackBerry's Got the Jutsu, and QuantumScape's Rasengan is Charged Up!

Wed 25 June, 2025 13:10
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Fed Chair Jerome Powell juggles inflation fears and presidential pressure in his Capitol Hill testimony. Will we get those sweet, sweet rate cuts or are we stuck in 'wait and see' mode? image

Powell's Tariff Tango: Will He Cut Rates or Nah? (Asking for a Friend... and My Wallet)

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:01
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