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GameStop plunges headfirst into the Bitcoin pool, buying over $500 million worth, and Agent J is on the case to figure out if this is genius or just plain buggy. image

GameStop Goes Crypto: Is This Real Life, or Did I Just Get Neuralyzed?

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:09
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James Bond reports on the pre-market trading activities, highlighting the risers and fallers with a dash of wit and intrigue. image

License to Thrill: Market Movers and Shakers in Pre-Market Trading – A 007 Dossier

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:29
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British online lender Starling Bank reports a profit drop due to Covid loan fraud and regulatory fines. Was it good? image

Starling Bank's Profits Take a Dive: Is the Government Guarantee a Joke?

Wed 28 May, 2025 11:40
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GameStop makes a BIG investment in Bitcoin, proving once again that I was right all along about cryptocurrency! image

GameStop Goes Crypto: HUGE Win, Folks! Believe Me!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:11
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Britney breaks down the dire predictions for U.S. tourism spending, blaming trade and immigration policies for a potential $8.5 billion drop. Gimme More vacations! image

Oops!...I Did It Again: U.S. Tourism Taking a Hit? Toxic! It's the Economy, Stupid!

Wed 28 May, 2025 10:24
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Rocky Balboa reports on China's dominance in rare earth minerals and the West's struggle to break free, from electric cars to fighter jets, it's a fight for survival! image

Yo Adrian! China's Got the World by the Rare Earths! Can We Go the Distance?

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:26
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European business optimism in China hits a new low, raising questions about the future of Western investment and supply chains in the region. image

China's Business Climate is Toast: Is This the End of the Line for Western Companies?

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:08
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Your favorite swashbuckling feline reports on the day's biggest market movers, from plummeting PDD Holdings to soaring AMC, with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of daring! image

Holy Frijoles! Market Mayhem and Corporate Capers: Puss in Boots Reports!

Tue 27 May, 2025 17:00
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JPMorgan Chase unveils swanky new bank branches aimed at America's millionaires, offering concierge service and chocolate squares instead of lollipops. Because nothing says 'trust me with your fortune' like fancy snacks. image

JPMorgan's New Playground for the Rich: Time to Raid Some Assets?

Tue 27 May, 2025 13:26
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A look at the pre-market movers and shakers, from Tesla's focus shift to Salesforce's AI ambitions, and the sobering reality check for some. image

Clean Your Room and Buy Gold: Markets React to Musk, Mergers, and Mayhem

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:23
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