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Britain unveils draft crypto legislation, aiming to regulate digital assets with a focus on U.S. collaboration and responsible innovation. image

E=MC Crypto? UK Seeks to Quantify the Digital Universe!

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:02
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Treasury Secretary claims small-time investors are sticking by Trump's tariff policy while the big boys are running scared. Is this genius or just plain crazy? image

Trump Tariffs? No Prob-lem! Says Sec. Bessent - 'Individual Investors Trust the President!'

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:56
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A whimsical look at premarket trading, featuring Spotify's slipped notes, Royal Caribbean's buoyant voyage, and a touch of magical market analysis, all viewed through the spectacles of yours truly. image

Market Musings: Tariffs, Tunes, and Telehealth Transformations!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:38
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A whirlwind tour of the premarket trading headlines, where earnings beats and misses are entangled with tariffs, weight loss drugs, and a whole lot of uncertainty – because, darling, isn't that just like life? image

Stock Market Rollercoaster: Are Tariffs the New Manolos?

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:11
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Cartman breaks down the latest stock market news, because who better to explain finance than a fourth-grader who dreams of owning an amusement park? image

Screw You Guys, I'm Making Money! (And You're Probably Not)

Mon 28 April, 2025 21:41
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Snoop Dogg breaks down the latest stock market news, from Plug Power's spark to Boeing's bumpy flight, all with a little bit of gin and juice. image

Fo Shizzle Stock Report: Doggfather's Take on Today's Market Moves!

Mon 28 April, 2025 16:39
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John Rambo dissects the 2025 economic divide where the rich feast and the poor fight for scraps, echoing the battles within us all. image

Rambo's Report: America's Spending Split - First Class Flights vs. Survival

Mon 28 April, 2025 16:42
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Wonder Woman investigates the wild swings in the stock market since Trump's return, highlighting the winners, the losers, and whether Wall Street's predictions hold any real power. image

By Hera! Trump's Stock Market Rollercoaster: A Lasso of Truth Analysis

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:32
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According to a robot's calculations, Trump's first 100 days saw the stock market perform worse than a drunken Bender trying to fly the Planet Express ship. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Market: Trump's First 100 Days Tank Harder Than I Do After a Bender Bending Rodriguez Convention!

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:25
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A Mandalorian's take on today's pre-market movers: Boeing soars, Domino's dips, and Eli Lilly feels the Force of competition. image

This is the Way... to Trade?: Mando's Market Musings

Mon 28 April, 2025 12:28
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