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A whirlwind day on Wall Street sees Apple bounce, Trump's Truth Social surge, and pharma stocks take a tariff tumble. Plus, is Versace heading to Prada or nowhere at all? image
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Is Your Portfolio Having a Meltdown!?

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 17:28
  • 3 minutes to read
Novak Djokovic reports on BYD's bold move to launch its premium Denza brand in Europe amidst trade tensions, potentially shaking up the electric vehicle market. image
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BYD Aces Europe! Is This the Tesla Killer We've Been Waiting For?!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 18:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Rambo reports on Treasury Secretary Bessent's promises of Main Street prosperity amidst Trump's tariff threats, sparking recession fears and Wall Street woes. image
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Is Trump's Main Street Miracle a Suicide Mission!?

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 14:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Pharmaceutical and tech stocks plummet after tariff announcements, while one lucky energy company gets a boost. Bender comments, naturally. image
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Trump's Tariffs Cause Mayhem! Is My Bender-Aid Still Covered?

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 12:04
  • 2 minutes to read
Escalating trade tensions between the U.S. and China are causing investment firms to lower China's GDP growth forecast for 2025, raising concerns about future economic stability. image
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China's Economy Tanking?! Is This My Chance to Buy Low?!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 03:07
  • 4 minutes to read
The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) experienced a major email hack, exposing sensitive financial data! Here's the tea. image
Finance

OMG! Did Hackers Just Read My Bank Statements?! You Won't Believe What Happened!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 20:00
  • 2 minutes to read
A whirlwind of market activity sees tech giants rising, health insurance surging, and a crypto gamble gone wrong – all while Zelda tries to make sense of 'EBITDA'. image
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Tech Stocks Soar Like the Loftwing! Is This Hyrule's Economic Dawn?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 16:49
  • 3 minutes to read
Homer Simpson dives deep into the world of dividend investing, explaining how regular income can keep you from making boneheaded financial decisions, even when the market goes 'D'oh!' image
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Mmm Dividends! The Secret To Not Screwing Up Your Investments Is Easier Than Getting Out Of Jury Duty!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:27
  • 3 minutes to read
Kylie Jenner dives into the wild world of AI job scams, where even the most glam companies are getting catfished by fake candidates. Is your next coworker a robot? image
Finance

OMG Are Deepfake Job Interviews the New Normal!?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 11:00
  • 3 minutes to read
A witch's eye view of today's baffling bazaar of stocks, from Levi's bullish denim to Janover's crypto chaos. Hold onto your hats, folks! image
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Muggle Market Magic! Will Your Portfolio Vanish Faster Than Gilderoy Lockhart's Memory?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 12:04
  • 3 minutes to read

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