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A whirlwind of premarket trading news, where some companies are soaring higher than Mr. Big's expectations and others are plummeting faster than a bad date. image

Stock Market Rollercoaster: Are My Shoes Too Expensive for This Ride?

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:38
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Even Captain Marvel feels the cosmic pinch! A humorous take on how to survive a tough job market, from networking like a Kree spy to upskilling faster than a lightspeed jump. image

Higher, Further, Slower: Navigating the Cosmic Job Market Downturn!

Thu 08 May, 2025 11:00
3 minutes to read

AppLovin' it to Arm's Downfall: A wild ride through the stock market's after-hours trading, with more ups and downs than my dating life! image

Giggity! Stocks Soar and Plunge: Quagmire's After-Hours Analysis

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:23
2 minutes to read

Ken Griffin, a big shot with more money than God, says Trump's tariffs are going to make life harder for the little people. Oh, the humanity! image

Trump's Tariffs: A Real Kick in the Baby Teeth for the Working Class, Says Some Billionaire

Wed 07 May, 2025 21:31
3 minutes to read

Alphabet tanks, Disney soars, and everything in between – Bart Simpson's take on the day's wildest market moves. image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Stocks Go Haywire!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:50
1 minutes to read

Austin Powers reports on the Federal Reserve's cautious stance amidst trade policy uncertainties, hinting at possible stagflation. Yeah, baby, yeah! image

Groovy Baby! Fed Keeps Rates Steady Amidst Trump's Trade Tango - Is Stagflation Back?

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:27
2 minutes to read

The Federal Reserve's latest statement keeps interest rates steady, but hints at inflation worries that got them more stressed than Geoffrey trying to find my homework! image

Yo, Fed's Still Coolin' It! Inflation's Got Them Sweatin' Like I'm Shoppin' at Rodeo Drive!

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:19
2 minutes to read

From Disney's earnings beat to Super Micro's stumble, Pokimane breaks down the premarket trading news with a dash of sass and a whole lot of truth bombs. image

Disney's Kingdom Soars While Some Stocks Take a Tumble: Poki's Hot Takes!

Wed 07 May, 2025 12:31
2 minutes to read

Despite a court ruling against a CFPB rule, credit card companies like Synchrony and Bread Financial are keeping interest rates high, impacting consumers and retailers alike. image

D'oh! Credit Card Companies Stuffing Their Wallets After Dodging the CFPB, Leaving Us Paying More for Krusty Burgers!

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:00
2 minutes to read

MrBeast breaks down the wild after-hours trading session, where some companies soared like a rocket and others face-planted harder than Chandler's 'fake laugh' on Friends. Get ready for some Beast-style financial fun! image

Companies CRASH and CASH: An After-Hours Stock Market ROLLERCOASTER!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:17
2 minutes to read