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New Chinese education policies restrict the use of generative AI in classrooms, raising questions about the future of learning and the perils of unchecked technology. Reminds me of that time with the Sankara Stones... image

China's AI Education Crackdown: They're Teaching Kids What?!

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:33
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Bender delivers his take on Steve Cohen's market analysis, complete with recession risks and tariff troubles. Forget world peace, give me stock tips! image

Bender's Stock Market Forecast: Bite My Shiny Metal...Bottom?

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:55
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Stock brokerage platform eToro makes a triumphant Nasdaq debut after a failed SPAC attempt, proving that even after a 'cancer scare,' a good product can still cook. image

eToro's Wild Ride: From Near-Death SPAC to Nasdaq Star, B*tch!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:12
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New York Attorney General Letitia James is suing Capital One for allegedly misleading customers about high-yield savings accounts. Giggity! image

Giggity! Capital One's Savings Shenanigans: Are They Cheating You?

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:41
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The Oracle of Omaha, nearing a century, steps down as Berkshire CEO, citing the indignities of growing old. Prepare for a new era, dominated by Greg Abel, and possibly, a market panic or two. image

Giggity! Warren Buffett Finally Admits He's Aging Like a Fine...Moldy Cheese?

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:10
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Stock brokerage platform eToro sees shares soar in Nasdaq debut after a successful IPO, but will it stand the heat in the kitchen of Wall Street? image

eToro's Nasdaq Debut: Is It Bloody Brilliant or Just Another Idiot Sandwich?

Wed 14 May, 2025 18:16
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Snoop Dogg breaks down the latest stock market moves, from nuclear startups to AI chipmakers, with a little bit of Doggfather wisdom sprinkled in. image

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle: Stocks Be Goin' Up, Down, and Sideways!

Wed 14 May, 2025 17:06
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After a profitable stint fueled by rising interest rates, fintech companies now confront the challenge of sustaining growth as rates decline, forcing them to diversify revenue streams to survive. image

Fintechs Face a New Kind of Alien: Falling Interest Rates

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:55
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Gandalf the Grey analyzes the latest market movements: from UnitedHealth's unexpected woes to Coinbase's triumphant entry into the S&P 500, and Boeing's potential revival. A wizard's perspective on earthly economics. image

A Balrog of Bad News and a Beacon of Hope: Gandalf Reports on the Shire's Stocks!

Tue 13 May, 2025 15:43
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Inflation cools down, but economists warn of looming tariff troubles, leaving this princess wondering if we're heading for another Calamity… or worse, stagflation! image

Hyrule's Economy: A Princess's Plea Amidst Phantom Tariffs!

Tue 13 May, 2025 17:04
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