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Axe breaks down the pre-market madness: Hertz's Ackman bump, UnitedHealth's earnings miss, and more. image

Hertz Soars While UnitedHealth Tanks What the Hell is Going On?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 12:13
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Lyft's acquisition of FreeNow signals a bold move into the European ride-hailing market, pitting them against established giants like Uber and Bolt in a battle for dominance. image

Lyft Just Plugged Into Europe! Can They Dodge the Uber Agents?

Thu 17 April, 2025 09:48
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Banco Santander surpasses UBS as Europe's largest bank amid tariff turmoil and shifting economic tides, but can they keep the crown? image

Banco Santander Dethrones UBS! Is This a Win for Europe or Just a Temporary Truce?

Thu 17 April, 2025 09:52
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Rambo's guide to surviving Wall Street's volatility with tips from a 'Fast Money' trader, because sometimes, the market fights dirty. image

They're Coming to Get You! Financial Apocalypse Survival Guide!

Wed 16 April, 2025 20:03
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Diana Prince, reporting live! Bill Ackman's Pershing Square invests big in Hertz, causing shares to skyrocket, despite the company's recent struggles with electric vehicle investments. Is this a heroic move or a chariot of fire waiting to crash? image

Hertz So Good! Ackman's Investment Makes Wonder Woman Wonder!

Wed 16 April, 2025 20:09
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Turns out Trump's return to office and market volatility have made Wall Street banks like Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan Chase richer than Mr. Burns, while Main Street struggles. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts! Wall Street Banks Are Making More Dough Than Krusty's Clown College!

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:14
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Nvidia faces export restrictions, impacting tech stocks and global markets, while other companies like United Airlines and Hertz Global see contrasting fortunes. image

Nvidia's China Chip Chaos! Is This the End of Global Trade, Baby!?

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:18
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Fed Chair Jerome Powell addresses the Economic Club of Chicago, leaving Wall Street nervous about Trump's tariffs and their potential impact on interest rates. Can the economy survive, or will it be 'Yo Home to Bel-Air' all over again? image

Jerome Powell's Got Me Sweatin' Like I'm Late for Hilary's Piano Recital! Will Tariffs Crash the Banks Mansion?

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:25
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Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell warns of a potential economic dilemma as inflation and slow growth threaten the Fed's dual mandate, leaving markets in suspense. image

Jerome Powell Just Revealed the Fed's BIGGEST Fear! Will Your Savings Survive?

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:58
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Experts say keeping some stocks in your retirement portfolio is crucial to avoid outliving your savings, despite the temptation to move everything to cash and bonds for safety. image

Retirees Ditching Stocks?! Are You Donkey Serious!

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:42
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