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Lionel Messi analyzes Jamie Dimon's concerns about US deficits, tariffs, and potential stagflation, blending financial worries with football humor. image

Jamie Dimon's Fiscal Fumble: Is the US Economy Headed for a 'Hand of God' Moment?

Mon 19 May, 2025 18:35
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A satirical look at the day's market movers, from UnitedHealth's woes and Reddit's AI struggles to Tesla's dip and a potential Trump-Apple-Alibaba showdown. image

Stock Market Rollercoaster: UnitedHealth Plunges, Reddit Gets AI-ed, and I'm Still Waiting for My Flying Car!

Mon 19 May, 2025 16:25
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From Walmart's tariff woes to Tesla's potential rival, let's spill the tea on what's shaking up the stock market today, according to yours truly, Kylie Jenner. image

Walmart Drama and Tesla's China Challenge?! My Take on Today's Wild Market Moves!

Mon 19 May, 2025 12:43
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Klarna's first-quarter losses nearly doubled, delaying its U.S. IPO amidst market volatility despite revenue growth and AI advancements. image

Klarna's Losses Worsen! Is Their IPO Vanishing Like a Misplaced Sock?

Mon 19 May, 2025 12:51
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The U.K. government is stepping in to regulate 'Buy Now, Pay Later' schemes, aiming to protect consumers from debt traps in this modern Stone Age! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! U.K. Cracks Down on That Fancy 'Buy Now, Pay Later' Hooey!

Mon 19 May, 2025 11:27
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A look at China's recent economic data reveals a mixed bag, with retail sales lagging but exports showing surprising resilience amidst trade tensions. Seems like even Ares can't stop a good sale! image

China's Economy: Not Quite Paradise Island, But Holding Its Own!

Mon 19 May, 2025 05:01
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Okay dolls, China's economy is giving us some mixed signals! Retail sales are a *little* sluggish, but industrial output is surprisingly strong. Let's break it down, Kardashian style! image

OMG! China's Retail Sales SLOW DOWN? Let's Talk Business (and Maybe Skincare)

Mon 19 May, 2025 02:27
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A Chinese company, Ehang, has become the first to get certified for passenger-carrying autonomous aerial vehicles, leaving competitors in the dust, while analysts predict big gains. image

Savvy Chinese Startup Takes to the Skies Matey! Ehang Soars While Yankee Rivals Eat Dust!

Sun 18 May, 2025 13:03
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Retirement isn't just about golf and grandkids, folks. It's about planning for the twilight years, and the potential financial black hole that long-term care can become. Time to sharpen those pencils and protect your assets, Axe style. image

Gray Matters, Green Matters: Preparing for the Long Game of Long-Term Care

Sat 17 May, 2025 10:15
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Amidst a criminal investigation and CEO shakeups, UnitedHealth Group's directors are buying up shares. Is it a savvy investment or just another Manolo Blahnik in the mud? image

UnitedHealth's Insiders Buy the Dip: A Fashionable Fall or Just a Bad Hair Day?

Fri 16 May, 2025 19:03
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