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British fintech firm Revolut announces its first $1 billion annual profit, marking a major milestone as it prepares to become a fully operational bank in the U.K. and eyes a future IPO. image

Revolut Just Did WHAT?! You Won't Believe Their Profit Surge!

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:18
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Revolut announces a massive profit milestone, gearing up for a UK banking rollout and potential IPO. But can it outpace rivals in the financial wilderness? image

Revolut Just Hit $1 Billion Profit! Can This Fintech Survive the IPO Jungle?

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:18
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A look at the after-hours trading news, featuring Chipotle's dip, Texas Instruments' surge, and other corporate earnings that could make even Superman's head spin! image

Is Your Portfolio Faster Than a Speeding Bullet? After-Hours Stock Market Rollercoaster Ride!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:15
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Citadel CEO Ken Griffin warns that Trump's trade policies are damaging America's global reputation and financial stability, mirroring my own attempts at world domination...but on a slightly smaller, slightly less hairy scale. image

Is Trump Destroying America's Brand Like I Almost Destroyed Austin Powers!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 17:45
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A far out look at the stock market's latest twists and turns, from Duolingo's linguistic leap to Tesla's electric slide, yeah! image

Groovy Moves in the Stock Market! Is Your Portfolio Feeling the Love, Baby!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 16:13
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Your boy Will breaks down how short sellers, Trump's tweets, and a whole lotta Wall Street shenanigans caused a major stock market rally and why it might not last. Word to your mother! image

Did Trump Just Cause a Stock Market Rollercoaster Ride!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 15:59
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the biggest stock market movers, from Boeing's recovery to Elon Musk's efficiency boost, and a whole lot of surprises in between! Dattebayo! image

Believe It! These Companies Are Going Rasengan on the Stock Market!

Wed 23 April, 2025 12:29
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Snoop Dogg breaks down Dan Loeb's big move to ditch the Magnificent 7 stocks amidst market turmoil, and what it all means for your green. image

Dan Loeb Dumps Mag 7 Stocks Like It's Hot! What's Next, Fo Shizzle?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 11:52
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A report on the latest stock market shake-ups, featuring Tesla, Enphase Energy, and more, all filtered through the cynical eyes of one Ellen Ripley. image

Tesla's Earnings Crash Landing?! Is Your Portfolio Alien-Proof?

Tue 22 April, 2025 21:22
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Tesla Stock Plunges! Is Elon Musk to Blame?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:23
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