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According to a robot's calculations, Trump's first 100 days saw the stock market perform worse than a drunken Bender trying to fly the Planet Express ship. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Market: Trump's First 100 Days Tank Harder Than I Do After a Bender Bending Rodriguez Convention!

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:25
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A Mandalorian's take on today's pre-market movers: Boeing soars, Domino's dips, and Eli Lilly feels the Force of competition. image

This is the Way... to Trade?: Mando's Market Musings

Mon 28 April, 2025 12:28
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Chinese manufacturers pivot from U.S. tariffs, embracing domestic markets and new global partnerships, all while livestreaming their way to survival. It's time to adapt, improvise, and overcome! image

China's Export Survival Guide: Tariffs, Livestreaming, and a Whole Lotta Guts!

Mon 28 April, 2025 01:28
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Last week's stock market saw wild swings influenced by White House pronouncements, trade war anxieties, and surprising tech sector gains. But don't worry, Jackie Chan's here to break it down with a laugh! image

Wah! Stock Market Rollercoaster Ride: Trump, Tariffs, and Tech Triumphs!

Sun 27 April, 2025 14:43
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A new survey reveals a dramatic shift in Chinese consumer preference away from American brands, signaling potential economic turbulence for U.S. companies heavily invested in the region. image

Wake Up, America: China Chooses the Red Pill, Dumps U.S. Brands!

Sun 27 April, 2025 13:09
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Rocky Balboa weighs in on the analyst's report that questions Apple's plan to shift iPhone production to India, calling it a 'jabroni move' and pondering the impact of tariffs and global trade wars. image

Yo Adrian! This Apple Analyst Says iPhone Move to India is a Real Jabroni Move!

Sat 26 April, 2025 15:07
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Berkshire Hathaway's stock is soaring, leaving the S&P 500 in the dust. A new ETF lets you invest like Buffett...with income! image

Warren Buffett is NOT Bald! Berkshire Hathaway Crushes the Market (Again!)

Sat 26 April, 2025 15:51
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Master Chief reports on Lending Tree data revealing Americans' increasing reliance on 'buy now, pay later' for groceries and the risks involved. Sounds like a job for a Spartan... and maybe a financial advisor. image

Chief's Take: Is Humanity's Budget About to Crack Like the Ark's Defense Grid?

Sat 26 April, 2025 11:00
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Analysis shows Trump's potential tariff policies disproportionately impact low-income households, proving once again that the rich get richer and the poor get... well, poorer. image

TARIFF MAN COMETH: Trump's Trade Taxes Screw Over Poor People... AGAIN!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:47
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MrBeast breaks down the latest stock market rollercoaster, from T-Mobile's subscriber slump to Tesla's electrifying rise, with a sprinkle of Beast-style commentary. image

MrBeast Reacts: Stocks Go WILD! (T-Mobile Takes a Dive, Tesla SURGES!)

Fri 25 April, 2025 17:50
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