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Iron Man's take on today's market rollercoaster: From Booz Allen's bad news to Tesla's robotaxi dreams, and everything in between. JARVIS, hold my nanites! image

Stark Reality: Tariffs, Layoffs, and Robotaxis, Oh My!

Fri 23 May, 2025 17:15
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Snoop Dogg breaks down how Monarch, a personal finance startup, just scored a major $75 million investment after Mint's shutdown, aiming to be the Doggfather of all-in-one money management apps. image

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle: Monarch FinTech Bankin' $75 Mil to Pimp Your Finances!

Fri 23 May, 2025 12:31
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Federal Reserve President Austan Goolsbee expresses concern over Trump's tariff threats, signaling a potential delay in interest rate changes as the Fed grapples with trade policy uncertainty and its impact on inflation and employment. image

Trump's Tariff Barrage: Goolsbee Feels the Heat, Fed's Rate Cut Plans Take a Hit!

Fri 23 May, 2025 13:30
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A House bill promises tax cuts for the wealthy while leaving low-income households feeling like they've been robbed blind, says yours truly, Puss in Boots. image

One Big Beautiful Bill? More Like One Big Beautiful Heist (For the Rich!)

Fri 23 May, 2025 10:36
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From tariff troubles for Apple to nuclear energy's surprising boost and Ugg boot woes, Donkey breaks down today's chaotic stock market news with a side of humor and maybe a waffle. image

Apple's Rotten Day, Nuclear's Glowing Future, and Why Ugg Boots are Giving Everyone the Blues! (Donkey's Stock Market Roundup)

Fri 23 May, 2025 12:12
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A scathing review of the stock market's after-hours performances, featuring Ross Stores' disastrous guidance, Intuit's surprisingly delicious outlook, and everything in between – all served with a generous helping of Ramsay-style critique. image

Ross Stores is Toast! Intuit's Outlook is Bloody Brilliant!

Thu 22 May, 2025 21:09
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Billionaire Ray Dalio is whining about U.S. debt, but don't worry folks, we're gonna make America richer than ever before! Believe me! image

Ray Dalio the Gloomy Gus? I Say, Bonds, Shmonds! America Will Be Great Again!

Thu 22 May, 2025 19:06
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A Peaky Blinders-esque take on today's market movers, from soaring auto parts to sinking solar stocks, all viewed through the eyes of Tommy Shelby. image

Bloody Good Business: Wall Street's Wild Ride, Shelby Style

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:22
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After a brief Trump-induced tariff scare, merger and acquisition activity is showing signs of a stylish comeback, darling. image

Mergers, Manolos, and Mayhem: Is M&A Back in Fashion?

Thu 22 May, 2025 17:23
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A Wells Fargo analysis throws cold water on Trump's plan to revive US manufacturing, citing high labor costs and a tight labor market. Sounds like a bad hunting ground to this Yautja! image

Trump's Tariff Trap: Can Manufacturing Really Make America Great Again? (Yautja Perspective)

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:20
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