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The specter of tariffs looms over the holiday season as retailers grapple with supply chain disruptions and the looming threat of empty shelves. This is worse than the time Bertram stole my time machine! image

Christmas Chaos: Trump's Tariffs Threaten Holiday Cheer, Bah Humbug!

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:26
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A breakdown of the extended trading session: Apple's stumble, Amazon's guidance miss, and which companies are defying gravity. As I always say, money makes you more of what you already are, and in this market, it's showing. image

Axelrod's After-Hours Autopsy: Tech Giants Tumble, Some Rise Like the Phoenix

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:29
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Your favorite YouTuber breaks down today's wild market swings: Who's winning, who's losing, and are we giving away Teslas? image

MrBeast's Stock Market Bonanza: Meta Soars, Eli Lilly Plunges?!

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:27
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Musk questions the Federal Reserve's $2.5 billion renovation, sparking a debate about government spending, while I, Harry Potter, add my own magical two cents. image

Elon Musk Accio's the Fed: Is That Renovation Really Worth a Dragon's Hoard?

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:33
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Gold ETFs bring joy, but higher tax rates loom, investors must know, yes. image

Gold's Glittering Gains, Taxing Surprises Await, Hmmm?

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:24
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Elon Musk questions the Federal Reserve's $2.5 billion renovation budget, sparking debate about government spending and interior design choices. Like, can we see some swatches first? image

Elon Musk Thinks the Fed's Interior Design is So Overpriced, It's Giving 'Rising'!

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:09
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A quirky look at the latest stock market news, featuring Microsoft's cloud climb, Meta's AI ambitions, and McDonald's US sales slump, all viewed through the lens of a certain genius. image

E=MC Hammered? Market Movers and Shakers, a la Einstein!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:24
3 minutes to read

A report on the latest market movements, where tech giants like Microsoft and Meta are rolling out, while Qualcomm faces a guidance gap. image

Till All Are One...Percent: Tech Giants Surge, Qualcomm Stumbles!

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:37
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Captain America reports on the fluctuating fortunes of Etsy, Seagate, Snap, and other companies amidst economic uncertainty, tariffs, and changing consumer confidence. image

Markets Shaken, Not Stirred: Cap's Take on Today's Trading Turmoil!

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:32
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International investors are giving Warren Buffett's annual meeting the side-eye thanks to political tensions, and even the Oracle of Omaha can't sweet-talk his way out of this one! image

Is Omaha Losing Its Allure? Even Buffett's Charm Can't Fix This International Mess!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:33
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