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Even if Trump chills with the tariffs, this hedge-fund billionaire reckons we're heading for new stock market lows. Time to invest in portal fluid, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Paul Tudor Jones Says Stock Market's About to Get Schwifty!

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:26
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A look at the recent price drops in gasoline, airfare, produce, and electronics, and why this temporary deflation is not part of my evil plan (yet). image

Mwahahaha! The Economy is... deflating? Is this my doing?

Tue 06 May, 2025 10:30
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Goku reports on the stock market's wild ride, with some companies powering up like a Super Saiyan and others taking a bigger beating than Yamcha. image

Kamehame-HA! Stocks Do the Dragon Ball Dive (and Some Power Up!)

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:42
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The legendary investor Warren Buffett is passing the reins at Berkshire Hathaway to Greg Abel, causing a slight hiccup in the stock market. But don't worry, Buffett's still sticking around like Shrek in his swamp! image

Warren Buffett's Stepping Down?! I Thought He Was Immortal Like... Well, Me!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:01
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MJ analyzes the latest market moves: Buffett's succession, chip industry woes, Skechers' acquisition, and more. Is this the flu game of the stock market? image

Hold Up! MJ Reacts: Buffett's Exit, Chip Dips, and Sneaker Sprints!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:32
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Captain America weighs in on Warren Buffett's succession plan, market reactions, and what it means for investors seeking a safe haven in uncertain times. image

Warren Buffett Passes the Torch: Is Berkshire Hathaway Still Our Shield?

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:56
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Warren Buffett announces his successor, Greg Abel, causing a temporary dip in Berkshire Hathaway shares, but analysts remain optimistic about the future. image

By Hera! Buffett Passes the Torch, But Berkshire's Still Got My Lasso!

Mon 05 May, 2025 14:20
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A disgruntled look at Berkshire Hathaway's stumble, Trump's tariff tantrum, and other market movements that dare to challenge my financial supremacy. image

Bah Humbug! Buffett's Blunder and Streaming Screams!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:25
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The 'Christmas Creep' might be the 'Christmas Empty' this year, thanks to those freakin' tariffs with China. Retailers are sweating, and so am I because I deserve ALL the presents! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Not Getting My Christmas Presents! Tariffs Ruin Everything!

Mon 05 May, 2025 01:12
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Warren Buffett announces Greg Abel as his successor, ending an era and sparking speculation about the future of the $1.2 trillion conglomerate. image

Buffett Passes the Torch: Is Abel Ready to Lead Berkshire into the Unknown?

Sat 03 May, 2025 20:26
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