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From roaring biopharma to avocado crashes, Dom Toretto breaks down today's market action with a shot of NOS and a whole lotta family. image

Family Values & Market Moves: Dom's Take on Today's Wall Street Drag Race

Tue 10 June, 2025 16:00
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Poki breaks down the latest stock market news with her signature blend of sass, smarts, and maybe a little too much honesty. Buckle up, buttercups! image

OMG! Stocks Are Doing WHAT?! Poki Reacts to Wall Street Shenanigans!

Tue 10 June, 2025 12:29
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Bender reports on Walmart's OnePay launching credit cards with Synchrony, ditching Capital One and aiming for financial domination... or at least a decent payday. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Card! Walmart's Fintech Startup Deals Credit

Mon 09 June, 2025 15:29
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A whimsical wizard's take on the Wall Street happenings, from Warner's split personality to quantum leaps and fast-food follies. image

Goblet of Gains and Gaffes: Dumbledore's Deliberations on the Day's Doings in the Muggle Markets

Mon 09 June, 2025 16:07
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Shrek reports on the wild happenings on Wall Street, where companies are splitting, stocks are tumbling, and Elon Musk is apparently chatting with… Trump?! Somebody get me my swamp! image

What In Tarnation?! Wall Street's Gone Donkey! (And Not the Good Kind!)

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:21
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Economists paint a grim picture for recent grads, with hiring slowing to a crawl. Can personal connections save us from becoming machine fodder? image

Glory to Mankind... or at Least a Decent Job: Analyzing the Current Job Market Debacle

Mon 09 June, 2025 10:30
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on how Robinhood shares took a dive after being left out of the S&P 500 party, despite a recent comeback and lots of hype. Talk about a Rasengan to the gut! image

Believe It! Robinhood Gets Shadow Cloned by the S&P 500!

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:01
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The UK's Financial Conduct Authority teams up with Nvidia to let banks play with AI in a 'safe' sandbox. Because what could possibly go wrong? image

Why So Serious About AI, Britain? Banks Get a 'Supercharged Sandbox'!

Mon 09 June, 2025 07:03
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The Mandalorian reports on the premarket trading frenzy, where stablecoins soar, whiskey stumbles, and discount retailers dance with the Force. image

This is the Way to Wall Street: Mando's Market Musings

Thu 05 June, 2025 16:23
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A new report says China is catching up to the US in biotechnology, and honestly, it's giving me major 'Rise and Shine' panic vibes! image

OMG! Is China Stealing Our Biotech Secrets? (Like, Literally)

Thu 05 June, 2025 12:10
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