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Spidey's take on the U.S. tariff situation: Rates are up, deals are down, and your friendly neighborhood web-slinger is here to break it down (before Doc Ock steals all the toilet paper again!). image

Great Responsibility, Greater Tariffs! U.S. Import Rates Swing Higher Than My Rent!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:43
3 minutes to read

Your favorite pop star breaks down today's market madness, from drug price bounces to tariff truces, with a sprinkle of glitter and a whole lot of sass. image

Shake It Off, Market Movers: T-Swift's Take on Today's Trading Floor Drama

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:39
3 minutes to read

Snoop D-O-Double G breaks down how the US-China tariff chill sesh is makin' Big Tech, retailers, and even them casino playas jump for joy... while Pharma's feelin' kinda low. image

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle, Stocks Be Poppin' Like It's Hot! Tariff Truce Edition

Mon 12 May, 2025 12:21
2 minutes to read

Ric Edelman says Bitcoin ETFs are the new black, but warns against those leveraged ETFs – they're basically lottery tickets! image

Bitcoin Bonanza! Even I, Saul Goodman, Can't Believe This Crypto Craze!

Sat 10 May, 2025 15:00
4 minutes to read

A whimsical yet insightful examination of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell's tightrope walk between economic stability and political pressure, viewed through the lens of historical precedents and a touch of Dumbledore's wisdom. image

Jerome Powell's Predicament: A Dumbledorean Analysis of 'Too Late' Decisions and Economic Prophecies

Sat 10 May, 2025 12:47
4 minutes to read

Trade wars and immigration policies are driving international tourists away from the U.S., leaving businesses reeling. Prepare yourself! This could impact the very Earthrealm itself. image

Get Over Here! U.S. Tourism Decimated as Foreigners Choose to Test Their Might Elsewhere!

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:00
2 minutes to read

Jackie Chan steps into the financial ring, echoing Ric Edelman's call for better financial education, warning against get-rich-quick schemes, and championing financial literacy for the younger generation. image

Wah! Money Matters! Jackie Chan on a Mission to Kung Fu Kick Financial Illiteracy!

Sat 10 May, 2025 14:19
3 minutes to read

Corporate earnings calls in 2025 are dominated by discussions about tariffs, overshadowing even AI, as businesses grapple with uncertainty and potential economic slowdowns. image

Tariffs Take Center Stage: Even Messi Can't Dribble Around This Economic Foul!

Fri 09 May, 2025 20:03
4 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the stock market's chaotic day, where some companies thrived like Teddy at a picnic, and others…well, let's just say they needed a good sit down and a cup of tea. image

Bean's Eye View: Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down, Teddy Doesn't Know!

Fri 09 May, 2025 16:25
2 minutes to read

A Predator's take on today's stock market carnage: Crypto crashes, salads wilt, and some chips actually come out on top. Let the hunt begin! image

If It Bleeds, It Leads: Bloodbath on Wall Street... and I'm Here for It

Fri 09 May, 2025 12:35
1 minutes to read