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BlackRock CEO Larry Fink warns of protectionist policies hindering global trade and economic growth, highlighting a growing divide and the potential of private markets. image

Larry Fink Sounds Alarm! Is Protectionism About to Dunk on the Global Economy?!

Mon 31 March, 2025 19:04
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Dom Toretto breaks down the latest stock market drama, from CoreWeave's disappointing debut to Mr. Cooper Group's massive deal, all while keeping it real with family. image

Is Your Portfolio Faster Than Mine? These Stocks Are Burning Rubber!

Mon 31 March, 2025 20:49
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Sheldon Cooper analyzes the recent hedge fund stock sell-off, triggered by Trump's tariffs, with appropriate scientific rigor and a healthy dose of sarcasm. image

Bazinga! Are Hedge Funds Smarter Than Sheldon? A Stock Market Meltdown Looms!

Mon 31 March, 2025 17:24
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According to some fancy-pants market expert, we should all be stuffing our coin purses with stocks right before this tariff thingy blows over. He says it's like that time the Gingerbread Man almost got dunked in milk! Time to get ogre-optimistic? image

Donkey Says Buy Stocks! Is This Ogre Serious?!

Mon 31 March, 2025 22:54
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Iron Man breaks down the premarket trading buzz: Fashion booms, legal battles bruise, airlines nosedive, EVs electrify, news surges, and burgers sizzle! image

Did Newsmax Just Become the New Stark Industries?! And Why Are Airlines Doing the Limbo?

Tue 01 April, 2025 11:58
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Katniss Everdeen weighs in on the controversy surrounding Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s role at HHS, the resignation of an FDA leader, and the implications for vaccine confidence. image

Robert Kennedy Jr at HHS A Mockingjay of Public Health?

Tue 01 April, 2025 14:55
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Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager (in my mind), dives deep into today's stock market fluctuations, offering Schrute Farms-style analysis of everything from Roblox's immersive ads to Newsmax's meteoric rise and Johnson & Johnson's legal woes. Bears. Beets. Bankruptcy. image

Is Your Portfolio Dunder Mifflin or Sabre?! Stock Market Winners and Losers Revealed!

Tue 01 April, 2025 20:02
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AQR Capital Management's multistrategy hedge fund defies market turmoil with a 9% rally in the first quarter, leaving competitors in the dust. image

Wall Street Whooping! AQR's Hedge Fund Scores Big While Others Whimper!

Tue 01 April, 2025 16:53
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Wall Street anxiously awaits President Trump's tariff announcement, hoping for market clarity but fearing further economic uncertainty. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! Will Trump's Tariffs Lead to a Relief Rally or Just More Turmoil?!

Tue 01 April, 2025 20:35
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Economists pour cold water on White House projections that tariffs will generate trillions in revenue, questioning the rosy assumptions and predicting a much smaller financial impact. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Will It REALLY Make America Rich Again?!

Wed 02 April, 2025 16:01
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