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Following Trump's tariff rollercoaster, global stock markets, particularly autos, banks, pharma, luxury, and mining, experienced a significant rebound, offering investors a glimmer of hope amidst ongoing trade tensions. image

OMG! Trump Did WHAT to the Stock Market?! You Won't Believe It!

Thu 10 April, 2025 08:45
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Mario reports on Maersk's stock surge following Trump's tariff pause, but warns the game ain't over yet! image

Mama Mia! Is This Trade War Finally Cooling Down?

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:56
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Centrist parties in Germany forge a coalition, promising stability, economic strength, and a powerful statement amid global uncertainties. image

Germany's New Coalition: More Than Meets the Eye! Will They Save the World (or at Least Europe)?

Wed 09 April, 2025 13:56
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The European Union implements retaliatory measures against US tariffs on steel and aluminum, escalating trade tensions and prompting global economic concerns. image

EU Retaliates Against US Tariffs Is This the Final Frontier!

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:22
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The European Union unveils its plan to boost its AI industry and compete with the US and China, addressing concerns that its regulations might be too restrictive and could hinder innovation. image

EU Gets Serious About AI But Will It Stifle the Magic or Unleash It?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 10:49
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Mr. Bean reports on the chaotic bond market reaction to Trump's tariffs, featuring flailing gilts, safe-haven Germans, and a general air of bewilderment. image

Global Markets Gone Bonkers! Did Someone Say Teddy?

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:21
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Europe's auto giants are feeling the pinch as Trump's tariffs on foreign cars and parts take effect, sending shockwaves through the global car industry. Respect my authoritah! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Slapping Tariffs on Everyone! Trump's Car Wars Are Here!

Wed 09 April, 2025 09:44
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European defense stocks face turbulence amidst global market downturn and Trump's trade policies, but experts see long-term growth potential. A great disturbance in the Force, there is. image

Stock Market Jitters! European Defense Giants Wobble, Will They Fall?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 12:02
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European defense stocks plunge amidst market downturn and Trump's trade policies, but analysts suggest it might be a 'great opportunity' for investors. Geralt investigates! image

Defense Stocks Tanking Like Drowners! Is It Time to Invest or Run Away Screaming?

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:26
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That stupid French accounting company, Pennylane, got even more money and is now planning to spread their garbage all over Europe. I am so jealous! image

Screw You Guys I'm Rich! Pennylane Doubled Its Worth Thanks To Euro Funding!

Sun 06 April, 2025 22:00
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