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Fred Flinstone reports on how China's CATL plans to take over the European EV market with its battery-swapping technology, potentially shaking things up more than a bowling night with Barney! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! CATL's Electric Car Battery Swap Tech Could Rock Europe!

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:13
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Captain Marvel reports on NATO's decision to more than double defense spending targets, potentially reshaping trade relations between Europe and the U.S. and making someone somewhere very rich! image

Higher, Further, Faster…into Arms Deals! NATO Boosts Defense Spending, Uncle Sam Cheers!

Fri 27 June, 2025 12:08
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New figures reveal a sharp decline in U.K. vehicle production, hitting levels not seen since 1949, with trade policies and restructuring taking a toll. Could this be another case for Indiana Jones? image

U.K. Car Production Plunges to 1949 Levels! Is Trump to Blame or Are We Cursed?

Fri 27 June, 2025 06:47
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Wonder Woman investigates the rumors of Shell acquiring BP, finding no truth to the claims and highlighting the complexities of such a merger. image

Shell Shocked! No Lasso of Truth Needed as Shell Denies BP Takeover Rumors

Thu 26 June, 2025 11:17
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NATO's recent summit reveals a disturbing trend: World leaders finally acknowledging my genius and the necessity of exorbitant defense spending. And someone named Rutte is brown-nosing me? Preposterous! image

Excellent! NATO Bows to My Superior Intellect and Demands, Smithers!

Thu 26 June, 2025 09:02
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IKEA announces massive price cuts in restaurants worldwide, plus free kids' meals, to lure budget-conscious shoppers amidst economic uncertainty. Are meatballs the new black? image

IKEA's Mega-Sale: From Meatballs to Mattresses, Saving the World One Krona at a Time!

Thu 26 June, 2025 02:56
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MJ weighs in on Trump's threat to make Spain pay double in a trade deal after they refused to meet NATO's defense spending target. image

Trump's Trade Game: Is Spain About to Get Dunked On?

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:44
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Tesla's car sales plummet in Europe as cheaper Chinese EVs zoom ahead, leaving Elon Musk's empire in a bit of a 'sticky' situation. image

Tesla's European Sales Take a Nosedive: Is This the End of the Road for Musk's Magic?

Wed 25 June, 2025 12:06
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Former Italian PMs urge EU to assert itself globally amid strained relations with the U.S., highlighting the need for European autonomy in a changing world order. image

Wake Up, Europe! The Matrix is Shifting, Trump's Red Pill is Real

Wed 25 June, 2025 05:15
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The UK government's pension reforms are causing a stir, with debates over investment strategies and who gets to call the shots. Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and maybe understand this financial mumbo jumbo. image

UK Pensions: Hail to the King, Baby! (And the Queen... Maybe?)

Wed 25 June, 2025 05:30
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