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Mr. Bean reports on the chaotic bond market reaction to Trump's tariffs, featuring flailing gilts, safe-haven Germans, and a general air of bewilderment. image

Global Markets Gone Bonkers! Did Someone Say Teddy?

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:21
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Europe's auto giants are feeling the pinch as Trump's tariffs on foreign cars and parts take effect, sending shockwaves through the global car industry. Respect my authoritah! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Slapping Tariffs on Everyone! Trump's Car Wars Are Here!

Wed 09 April, 2025 09:44
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European defense stocks face turbulence amidst global market downturn and Trump's trade policies, but experts see long-term growth potential. A great disturbance in the Force, there is. image

Stock Market Jitters! European Defense Giants Wobble, Will They Fall?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 12:02
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European defense stocks plunge amidst market downturn and Trump's trade policies, but analysts suggest it might be a 'great opportunity' for investors. Geralt investigates! image

Defense Stocks Tanking Like Drowners! Is It Time to Invest or Run Away Screaming?

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:26
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That stupid French accounting company, Pennylane, got even more money and is now planning to spread their garbage all over Europe. I am so jealous! image

Screw You Guys I'm Rich! Pennylane Doubled Its Worth Thanks To Euro Funding!

Sun 06 April, 2025 22:00
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Jaguar Land Rover halts US shipments for a month due to Trump's new tariffs, causing ripples in the automotive industry and prompting concerns over global trade. image

Jaguar Land Rover Pauses US Shipments Thanks to Trump Tariffs! Is This the End of Luxury Cars?

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:03
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on a luxurious 100-day round-the-world train tour, offering a sustainable and intimate travel experience for a select few, swapping crowded skies for scenic rails and high seas. image

Savvy Traveler DITCHES Planes for 100-Day Train Adventure! Aye, Would You Dare?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 14:00
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Donald Duck reports on Finance Minister Rachel Reeves' plan to tackle the UK's budget shortfall through spending cuts, welfare reforms, and increased defense spending. Aw, phooey! Will this help the average duck? image

Scrooge McDuck Would Be Proud! UK Government Announces Spending Cuts!

Wed 26 March, 2025 13:59
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Home improvement retailer Kingfisher and other British businesses are feeling the pinch from Finance Minister Rachel Reeves' budget, with rising costs and consumer uncertainty hitting their bottom lines. image

British Businesses Say Reeves' Budget is Like a Box of Chocolates You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Wed 26 March, 2025 12:10
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A look at the UK's slightly cooled inflation, government spending cuts, and the Bank of England's cautious dance with interest rates. image

UK Inflation Falls But Is It Just A Mirage? Find Out Now!

Wed 26 March, 2025 07:39
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