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Luxury goods, essential appliances, and even jet engines are about to become more expensive for Americans as European companies pass on the costs of U.S. import tariffs. image

May the Odds Be Ever in Their Wallets: European Companies Hike Prices for U.S. Consumers

Thu 01 May, 2025 04:01
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Stewie Griffin reports on Germany's surprising inflation, sluggish growth, and the looming specter of Trump's tariffs. Prepare for economic Teutonic plates shifting! image

ACHTUNG! German Inflation Spikes Like Brian's Vet Bills!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:18
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Lars Klingbeil is the new German Finance Minister, and apparently, he shreds... on guitar, not money. Though, maybe both? image

Holy Crap Lois! Germany Just Got a New Money Guy and He Plays GUITAR!

Wed 30 April, 2025 09:38
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Donald Duck reports on the surprising Eurozone growth amidst global tariff troubles, making sense of cents...or should I say, euros! image

Aw, Phooey! Eurozone Economy Bounces Back Like a Rubber Chicken!

Wed 30 April, 2025 09:37
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Swiss Banking giant UBS weathers global economic storms, reporting profits amid tariff uncertainties and regulatory pressures. image

UBS Navigates Trade Tariff Turbulence, A Jedi's Perspective

Wed 30 April, 2025 07:30
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UBS reports surprisingly strong Q1 profits, but warns of global trade headwinds and potential regulatory storms ahead. Can they keep dancing in the rain? image

UBS Defies Gravity: Profits Soar Amidst Tariff Tsunami...or Did They?

Wed 30 April, 2025 07:30
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Germany's GDP shows slight growth, but Trump's tariffs and economic headwinds still loom large. Can innovation and strategic investments save the day? Let's find out! *doge winks* image

Germany's Economy Dodges the Bullet (For Now): A Muskian Take

Wed 30 April, 2025 08:14
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UBS beats expectations despite tariff woes, navigating a complex financial landscape with a touch of Swiss resilience, much like Harry facing down a Basilisk. image

UBS Navigates Troubled Waters: Tariffs, Trade, and a Touch of Swiss Chocolate

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:48
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UK's crypto and fintech sectors face regulatory hell and funding fatalities, risking a mass exodus to realms with friendlier policies. Prepare yourself! image

GET OVER HERE... Before UK Fintech Firms Vanish Into The Netherrealm!

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:00
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Jackie Chan gives his take on experts predicting the British pound will surge, potentially reaching pre-Brexit levels as the U.S. dollar weakens, thanks to trade policies and economic factors. It's gonna be a fight! image

Pound Power! Jackie Chan Predicts British Currency Will Kick Dollar's Butt!

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:20
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