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Hugo Boss stock jumps after Q1 sales dip isn't as bad as expected, even with those pesky tariffs looming. Could this be a fashion fairytale? image

Ehh, What's Up Doc? Hugo Boss Shares Hop High Despite China Blues!

Tue 06 May, 2025 07:32
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Friedrich Merz's attempt to seize the German chancellorship encounters an unexpected obstacle, leaving observers baffled. image

Elementary, My Dear Watson: Merz's Chancellorship Bid Hits a Snag!

Tue 06 May, 2025 08:14
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Friedrich Merz vows reforms and investments as Germany's centrist parties form a coalition, aiming to sideline the far-right AfD. Will they succeed, or is Germany doomed to repeat history? image

Germany Elects New Chancellor: Is This the End of the Dark Lord Voldemort... I Mean, the AfD?

Mon 05 May, 2025 13:38
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The Irish Data Protection Commission fines TikTok €530 million for GDPR violations related to transferring European user data to China. TikTok plans to appeal, claiming their 'Project Clover' safeguards are being ignored. Sounds like a sticky web to me! image

Holy Data Breach, Batman! TikTok Slapped with Mega Fine for Sending Your Cat Videos to China!

Fri 02 May, 2025 10:56
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the Euro zone's inflation rate remaining at 2.2% in April, sparking debates and uncertainties about future economic policies and potential interest rate adjustments. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Euro Zone Inflation Holds Steady, A Course for Uncertain Seas!

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:56
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JD Vance says Ukraine conflict may drag on, but Chuck Norris knows the real solution: a roundhouse kick to the problem! image

Chuck Norris: Ukraine War Won't End Soon? I Could End It Before Breakfast!

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:24
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Shell reports lower Q1 profits due to weaker crude prices, but still manages a hefty profit and announces another massive share buyback, proving once again that some corporations are like cockroaches – impossible to kill. image

Shell Shocked! Oil Giant's Profits Take a Dive (But Don't Worry, They're Still Swimming in Cash)

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:22
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Hanzo Hasashi reports on the US-Ukraine minerals agreement, a tale of resources, reconstruction, and potential for 'fatality' to old conflicts. image

GET OVER HERE! Ukraine Minerals Riches Hooked by US in Fiery Deal!

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:22
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Jackie Chan reports on the U.S.-Ukraine mineral deal, a blend of economics, politics, and maybe a little bit of payback, all while keeping things 100% Jackie Chan style! image

Wa Wa! U.S. and Ukraine Team Up for Mineral Mayhem!

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:22
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European automakers feeling the pinch as Trump's trade tariffs cause profit plummets and guidance suspensions. Could this be the end of the road...runner? image

Eh, What's Up With These Tariffs, Doc? Auto Giants Take a Tumble!

Thu 01 May, 2025 05:13
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