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Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, sniffs out a possible trade agreement between the U.K. and the U.S., leaving no stone unturned... or hair un-slicked! image

ALLLLRIGHTY Then! Britain and the U.S.A. - A Trade Deal Brewin'!

Thu 08 May, 2025 03:38
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The U.S. is considering officially calling the Persian Gulf the Arabian Gulf, a move that could ignite tensions with Iran and thrill Arab nations. Prepare for...FINISH HIM! image

GET OVER HERE! Trump to Rename Persian Gulf, Enraging Iran in Mortal Kom-ba-t!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:56
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Friedrich Merz's rocky start as German Chancellor raises questions about coalition stability and economic reforms. A logical analysis. image

Merz's Murky Monday: A Vulcan's Verdict on Germany's New Chancellor

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:55
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HUGO BOSS FEELS THE SQUEEZE! Is This the End of Expensive Suits?

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:27
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After a nail-biting second vote, Friedrich Merz secures the chancellorship, promising a new era for Germany. Let's hope it's less existential dread and more stable governance. image

Glory to Mankind! (and Friedrich Merz): Germany Gets a New Chancellor

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:24
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Bill Gates dissects DoorDash's $1.2 billion SevenRooms acquisition and mixed Q1 results, blending tech analysis with a dash of humor and insight. image

DoorDash Dips Despite Deals: Is It Time to Order Out or Fold?

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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Ferrari announces a stellar first quarter, boosted by personalized rides, but warns that Trump's trade policies could pump the brakes on their success. Let's discuss! image

Ferrari's First Quarter Profit Soars! But Like, Is Trump Gonna Mess It Up? Seriously?

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:45
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Hugo Boss shares jump despite a revenue dip in Asia, showcasing resilience amidst economic uncertainties and potential tariff wars. Prepare yourself! image

Get Over Here, Hugo Boss! Profits Rise Despite China's Consumer Slump

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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Friedrich Merz's attempt to become German Chancellor hits a snag, proving that even in politics, sometimes you gotta try, try again... and maybe again! image

Holy Smokes! German Chancellor Bid Does a Jackie Chan Stunt - And FAILS!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:08
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The British food delivery service Deliveroo gets swallowed whole by American giant DoorDash, marking the end of a rocky public ride. image

Deliver-WHOA! DoorDash Devours Deliveroo in £2.9 Billion Deal!

Tue 06 May, 2025 07:06
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