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Zuckerberg reflects on Google's latest foray into nuclear energy, ensuring our AI overlords (and data centers) never run out of juice. image
Energy

Google and Elementl Power: Building the Future of Energy, One Reactor at a Time

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 11:02
  • 2 minutes to read
Lara Croft investigates how the $TRUMP meme coin left thousands in the crypto dust while a select few struck gold. image
Energy

Raiders of the Lost Coin: Trump's Meme Token Turns Treasure Hunt into Trap!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 21:16
  • 2 minutes to read
Fred Flinstone reports on the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau easing up on 'Buy Now, Pay Later' rules, leaving this caveman scratching his head but still ready for a Bronto Burger! image
Energy

Yabba Dabba Doo! CFPB Backs Off on Buy Now, Pay Later Rules!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 21:18
  • 3 minutes to read
The US is a top propane exporter, but the ongoing trade war with China threatens its dominance. Will American companies be able to keep up with global demand? image
Energy

Propane Exports in Peril? China Trade War Could Leave US Gas Industry Feeling Raw!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 20:14
  • 3 minutes to read
Coterra Energy is shifting focus from oil to natural gas amid price drops and operational hiccups in Texas, leading to investor jitters and a stock dip. Looks like someone's having a bad hair day! image
Energy

Coterra's Got The Blues? Oil Cuts, Texas Troubles, and a Stock Sell-Off - Talk About A Mess!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 16:23
  • 3 minutes to read
Novak Djokovic humorously assesses a news article about the potential decline in U.S. onshore oil production, blending tennis analogies with satirical commentary on energy security and economic factors. image
Energy

Peak Oil? Hold My Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free Water Bottle: Nole's Take on the U.S. Energy Scene

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 16:27
  • 3 minutes to read
The stock market rebounds after a rocky April, with cybersecurity and tech leading the charge while coffee and pharma stumble. Time to give away some stocks! image
Energy

S&P 500 Wipes Out Tariff Losses: Did Someone Say FREE MONEY?

  • Mon 05 May, 2025 20:20
  • 3 minutes to read
Darth Vader reports on the recent drop in crude oil prices following OPEC+'s decision to increase production, raising concerns of a potential oversupply and economic slowdown. image
Energy

A Disturbance in the Crude: Oil Prices Plummet as OPEC+ Increases Production!

  • Mon 05 May, 2025 19:13
  • 2 minutes to read
Microsoft founder Bill Gates urges wealthy nations to achieve net-zero emissions, highlighting the need for innovation and leadership in combating climate change. Sounds like another Weyland-Yutani scheme if you ask me. image
Energy

Bill Gates Says Rich Countries Must Go Net Zero: Another Bug Hunt?

  • Mon 05 May, 2025 15:56
  • 3 minutes to read
OPEC+ increases oil production, causing prices to plummet and unsettling the energy market, much like the Rebel Alliance disrupts the Galactic Empire. image
Energy

OPEC+'s Production Surge: A Disturbance in the Force...Of Oil Prices!

  • Mon 05 May, 2025 10:32
  • 2 minutes to read

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