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Gandalf the Grey reports on the fluctuating oil markets as Trump considers negotiations with Iran, while Israel's actions keep tensions simmering. image
Energy

A Shadow Recedes: Trump Delays, and Oil Prices Breathe Easier Than a Hobbit After Second Breakfast!

  • Fri 20 June, 2025 11:56
  • 4 minutes to read
Leela's take on the oil price surge fueled by escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, with a side of Trumpian unpredictability. Prepare for pain at the pump, folks! image
Energy

Good News, Everyone! Oil Prices Soar as Israel and Iran Throw Down! (And Trump's Playing "Will He, Won't He?" with Nukes)

  • Thu 19 June, 2025 19:51
  • 2 minutes to read
Mando reports on the rising crude oil prices amidst escalating tensions between Israel and Iran, with a side of galactic wit. image
Energy

This is the Way... to Higher Oil Prices? Iran Conflict Sparks Market Chaos

  • Thu 19 June, 2025 14:27
  • 2 minutes to read
Puss in Boots reports on the wild ride of oil prices as Trump hints at talks with Iran amidst Israeli airstrikes. Prepare for twists, turns, and maybe a little milk! image
Energy

Ay Caramba! Oil Prices Tango with Trump's Iran Stance!

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 19:08
  • 2 minutes to read
Donkey reports on the topsy-turvy oil market after Trump hints at talks with Iran amidst rising tensions and Israeli airstrikes – is it time to stock up on swamp gas? image
Energy

Iran Says 'Waffles, Maybe We Talk?' Trump's Oil Price Rollercoaster!

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 19:08
  • 2 minutes to read
Bender's take on how a potential Iran regime change could screw up the global oil market, possibly leading to more expensive booze... I mean, fuel. image
Energy

Bite My Shiny Metal Barrel: Iran, Israel, and the Oil Apocalypse (Maybe)

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 18:35
  • 3 minutes to read
Crude oil futures experience a slight decline following President Trump's suggestion of potential negotiations with Iran, amidst tensions and threats of military action. image
Energy

Elementary, My Dear Investors: Oil Prices Dip Amidst Trump's Iranian Tango

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 17:59
  • 3 minutes to read
Wall Street cheers as the Senate passes the GENIUS Act, sending Circle and Coinbase stocks soaring and potentially paving the way for a $260 billion stablecoin market boom. image
Energy

Stablecoins Get a Leg Up: By Order of the GENIUS Act

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 17:47
  • 3 minutes to read
The Justice Department just seized over $225 million in crypto linked to 'pig butchering' scams, proving that even in the digital age, some things are still too good to be true. image
Energy

From Manolos to Crypto Cons: How Pig Butchering Scams Became the Newest Accessory to Avoid

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 17:59
  • 3 minutes to read
Luffy here, reporting on some seriously stinky news! Sounds like some big shots wanna throw down with Iran over some nuke-y stuff. But can they even handle a punch from me? image
Energy

Shishishi! Trump Wants To Rumble With Iran! Can They Handle My Gomu Gomu No...

  • Wed 18 June, 2025 15:54
  • 2 minutes to read

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