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Oil markets react to Iran-U.S. tensions with surprising chill, as a missile strike on a Qatar airbase causes no casualties and raises hopes of de-escalation. image
Energy

Stay Calm, It's Just a Little Missile Crisis: Oil Prices Drop After Iran's 'Warning Shot'

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 18:25
  • 3 minutes to read
Fiserv is launching FIUSD, a new stablecoin, aiming to integrate crypto into mainstream finance with a wink and a promise of 'seamless' transactions. Giggity! image
Energy

Giggity! Fiserv Plunges Headfirst Into Stablecoins, Promises More Action Than A Wet T-Shirt Contest

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 16:54
  • 2 minutes to read
Stewie Griffin investigates the potential for Iranian disruption of Middle East oil supplies, warning investors not to underestimate the risk of a price spike. image
Energy

Good Heavens! Iran Strait Crisis Could Send Oil Prices Higher Than Rupert's Ego

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 18:16
  • 3 minutes to read
Wall Street doesn't give a crap about the US bombing Iran, says some financial dude. Oil prices dipped, stocks rose and I think I'll buy a whole bag of cheesy poofs with the profits! image
Energy

Screw You Guys, I'm Shorting Iran! Wall Street Shrugs Off Bombings Like They're Kyle's Mom

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 17:53
  • 3 minutes to read
Oil prices dip despite Middle East tensions, leaving investors wondering if it's the calm before the storm or just a case of overcooked expectations. image
Energy

Bloody Hell! Are We Cooking Up Another Oil Crisis?

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 15:34
  • 2 minutes to read
Amidst U.S.-Iran tensions and potential Strait of Hormuz closure, oil futures surprisingly fall as the market bets on de-escalation. image
Energy

Fear is the Path to the Dark Side: Oil Prices Drop Despite Imperial Entanglements!

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 13:08
  • 3 minutes to read
ProCap Financial jumps into the bitcoin treasury race with a whopping $750 million, joining a growing trend of firms aiming to offer stock market exposure to bitcoin. Is it a brilliant strategy or a bubble waiting to burst? image
Energy

Bitcoin Bonanza! Is Everyone Rushing Into Crypto or Are We Just Playing Dress-Up?

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 13:09
  • 2 minutes to read
Rising concerns over the Strait of Hormuz lead tankers to reroute, fearing potential closure and escalating geopolitical instability. What now, hmm? image
Energy

Hormuz Havoc: Tankers Turn Tail as Tensions Thicken!

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 14:24
  • 4 minutes to read
Former President Trump commands the oil industry to keep prices low, lest they incur his displeasure and inadvertently assist the enemy, following recent geopolitical tensions. image
Energy

Release the Hounds...of Oil! Trump Orders Price Control or Face My Wrath!

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 14:27
  • 2 minutes to read
A look at how the recent US strikes on Iranian nuclear sites are affecting the global oil market, with a dash of Hermione Granger's signature wit and worry. image
Energy

Oil Prices Soar as Trump Enters Iranian Wizarding War (No, Really!)

  • Mon 23 June, 2025 11:29
  • 3 minutes to read

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