Energy

the latest news around the world

Showing 41 to 50 of 69 news articles
Eric Cartman reports on Trump's order for a new review of the U.S. Steel acquisition by Nippon Steel, after Biden blocked it, and U.S. Steel shares spiked 11%. image
Energy

Trump Just Screwed Biden's Stupid Steel Deal! Respect My Authoritah!

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 15:54
  • 3 minutes to read
Goldman Sachs slashes oil price forecasts as Trump's tariffs raise recession fears, OPEC+ ramps up production, and U.S. shale faces a grim future. It bleeds! image
Energy

Trump's Tariffs Trigger Oil Price Carnage! Is a Recession Lurking?!

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 14:53
  • 2 minutes to read
U.S. oil prices dip below $60 amid recession fears sparked by potential tariff implementations, echoing economic anxieties and raising questions about the future. image
Energy

Oil Prices Plummet to April 2021 Lows! Is Trump's Tariff Drama Our Economic 'Bad Blood'?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 23:02
  • 3 minutes to read
A fire at Heathrow Airport's power substation reveals vulnerabilities in aviation infrastructure, raising questions about resilience and future growth. Seems like they need a stronger power source than even Gear Third! image
Energy

Heathrow Airport SHUT DOWN! Did Someone Steal All the MEAT!?

  • Fri 21 March, 2025 18:26
  • 2 minutes to read
Bo Hines, a former football player and crypto enthusiast, is leading Trump's crypto agenda, promising a golden age for digital assets and a strategic Bitcoin reserve, despite having limited professional experience. image
Energy

Good News Everyone! Trump's Crypto Czar Might Actually Be Competent! Or Is He?!

  • Fri 21 March, 2025 22:37
  • 2 minutes to read
A resurrected nuclear power plant in Michigan faces critical repairs, raising questions about the safety and feasibility of reviving aging reactors in a quest for carbon-free energy. image
Energy

E=MC Hammered! Will This Zombie Nuclear Plant Explode the Future of Energy?!

  • Sat 22 March, 2025 12:50
  • 3 minutes to read
Mining tycoon Andrew Forrest calls out Big Oil for prioritizing short-term profits over renewable energy, as major players like BP and Shell scale back green investments. image
Energy

Big Oil's Powering Down Green Energy?! Is This Stronger Than a Super Saiyan?!

  • Mon 24 March, 2025 13:57
  • 3 minutes to read
Peter Griffin investigates the Heathrow Airport shutdown, power grid claims, and the potential economic fallout. Prepare for tangents, inappropriate jokes, and maybe a little bit of truth! image
Energy

Heathrow Airport Blackout! Were They Just Winging It?!

  • Mon 24 March, 2025 13:38
  • 3 minutes to read
President Trump imposes 25% tariffs on countries buying Venezuelan oil, stirring up markets and political drama like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get! image
Energy

Trump Slaps Tariffs on Venezuelan Oil?! Run, Forrest, Run!

  • Mon 24 March, 2025 18:58
  • 3 minutes to read
Shares of Trump Media surge after announcing a partnership with Crypto.com to launch 'Made in America' ETFs, blurring the lines between business and policy. image
Energy

Trump Media Stock Soars! Is This the Zuckerberg Metaverse Moment?

  • Tue 25 March, 2025 12:36
  • 2 minutes to read

All Rights Reserved © 2023