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Like, Trump Media just raised $2.5 billion for Bitcoin! Is this gonna be bigger than lip kits? Let's unpack this tea, besties! image
Energy

OMG! Trump Media's Crypto Obsession: Is This My New Aesthetic?

  • Tue 27 May, 2025 16:21
  • 3 minutes to read
Square is piloting real-time bitcoin payments, starting with a merch truck at Bitcoin 2025. Hermione Granger, Muggle tech enthusiast, investigates if this is pure brilliance or 'another crackpot scheme'! image
Energy

Great Scott! Square's Making Bitcoin 'Everyday Money'? As If!

  • Tue 27 May, 2025 16:05
  • 3 minutes to read
I, Taylor Swift, dive into Square's Bitcoin pilot program in Vegas, where crypto meets commerce and hoodies might just become the new gold standard. image
Energy

Bitcoin in My Shopping Cart? Square's Wildest Dreams Unfold!

  • Tue 27 May, 2025 16:05
  • 3 minutes to read
Nippon Steel might actually buy U.S. Steel now, and even though Biden's being a Butters about it, Trump's saying it's cool...ish. As long as America gets to keep some control, which is how it should be, duh! image
Energy

Screw You Guys, I'm Buying U.S. Steel (Kinda, Sorta, Thanks Trump!)

  • Tue 27 May, 2025 14:26
  • 2 minutes to read
Donald Duck reports on Europe's surprising shift towards nuclear power amidst renewable energy debates and energy independence quests. What's next, me running a power plant? image
Energy

Aw, Phooey! Europe Goes Nuclear? What in the World is Going On?

  • Tue 27 May, 2025 12:22
  • 2 minutes to read
Bobby Axelrod dissects Goldman Sachs' nuclear power investment forecast, blending market insights with his signature cynicism and a touch of dark humor. image
Energy

Axe's Take: Nuclear Renaissance or Another Fukushima Waiting to Happen?

  • Sun 25 May, 2025 10:34
  • 2 minutes to read
Shrek investigates how a proposed tax bill could muck up the solar industry, potentially dimming the lights on clean energy and job creation. image
Energy

What in Tarnation?! Trump's Tax Bill Threatens My Swamp... and Solar Power!

  • Sat 24 May, 2025 12:49
  • 3 minutes to read
A black-tie event for meme coin holders sparks controversy as the token's value dips and political infighting threatens stablecoin legislation. image
Energy

Trump's Meme Coin Gala: A Crypto Circus?

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 21:54
  • 4 minutes to read
Sarah Connor analyzes how Trump's executive orders on nuclear power might just be another step towards Skynet...or maybe just cheaper electricity. image
Energy

Judgment Day Delayed? Trump Supercharges Nuclear Power!

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 18:44
  • 3 minutes to read
MJ analyzes Trump's executive orders aiming to revamp the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, boost nuclear power, and fuel the AI revolution. Will it soar like a fadeaway or crumble like a bad free throw? image
Energy

Trump's Nuclear Playbook: Is It a Slam Dunk or an Airball?

  • Fri 23 May, 2025 18:14
  • 3 minutes to read

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