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Block (formerly Square) faces a brutal stock drop after disappointing Cash App performance, leaving investors wondering if a turnaround is possible. Even Captain Marvel is raising an eyebrow! image

Block's Cash App Tanks: Is Jack Dorsey Grounded?

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:25
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Chevron's Q1 earnings take a hit due to falling oil prices and reduced demand, leading to a stock dip and lowered repurchase plans. Looks like someone forgot the bloody basics! image

Chevron's Profits Go Down the Drain! Is This Oil Giant Becoming an Idiot Sandwich?

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:27
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Snoop Dogg breaks down ExxonMobil's first-quarter earnings, where they beat expectations but felt the heat from lower oil prices and Trump's tariffs. But don't worry, they still rollin' in the dough! image

Fo Shizzle Dizzle: Exxon's Q1 Earnings - Still Stackin' Green, Despite Da Drama!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:37
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Shell's Q1 earnings fell, but they're still buying back shares like I buy rounds at The Drunken Clam. Giggity! image

Giggity! Shell's Profits Take a Dip, But Don't Worry, There's Still Enough for Gas... and Other Things!

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:22
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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the epic battle between Venmo and Cash App: Who will become the Hokage of peer-to-peer payments? image

Believe It! Venmo's Rasengan is Spinning While Cash App Eats Ramen...Alone!

Fri 02 May, 2025 00:27
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President Trump's latest sanctions against Iran rattle oil markets and echo through international relations, a complex web of power, much like the Force itself. image

Oil and Trouble: Trump's Sanctions, a Galaxy Far, Far Away from Peace?

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:14
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Block (formerly Square) stumbles with disappointing earnings and outlook, sending stock tumbling, but the company insists it's still got plenty of 'Windows' to open. image

Block's Rocky Quarter: Is This the End or Just a Ctrl+Alt+Delete?

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:59
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President Trump threatens sanctions on countries dealing with Iran, sending oil prices soaring and Chuck Norris into a whirlwind of geopolitical analysis. image

Trump's Oil Showdown: Sanctions So Tough, They Make a Roundhouse Kick Look Like a Gentle Breeze

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:21
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Reports suggest Tesla is looking for a new CEO, potentially signaling a shift away from Elon Musk's leadership. Denials have been issued, but the future remains uncertain. image

Hasta la Vista, Baby? Tesla CEO Search Initiated... Maybe

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:32
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Reports suggest Tesla's board is searching for a new CEO, questioning the future of the company without Elon Musk at the helm. Is Tesla an AI titan or merely a motorcar manufacturer? image

Elementary, My Dear Tesla: Is Elon's Reign Nearing Its End?

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:39
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