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Donald Trump approves the U.S. Steel and Nippon Steel merger with a 'golden share' agreement, sparking debate over national security and economic control. A Zerg Queen analyses the move. image
Energy

Trump Greenlights U.S. Steel-Nippon Merger: Is This Victory...or Just Another Trap?

  • Sat 14 June, 2025 00:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Israel's airstrikes on Iran send oil prices skyrocketing, prompting concerns of supply disruptions and potential for delicious, delicious profit. image
Energy

Excellent! Oil Prices Soar Thanks to Middle East Mayhem! Smithers, Fetch My Monocle!

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 19:24
  • 2 minutes to read
Stocks tank as world tensions rise, Amazon shuffles its health biz, and some dude joins Meta. Ay, Caramba! image
Energy

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Market Meltdown and Amazon's Health Kick!

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 19:04
  • 3 minutes to read
Following Israeli airstrikes in Iran, crude oil futures skyrocket, sparking fears of wider conflict and potential disruptions to Middle East oil supplies. Oh, the drama! image
Energy

Crikey! Oil Prices Surge as Israel Gives Iran a Naughty Nudge

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 16:26
  • 2 minutes to read
Oil prices spiked because Israel attacked Iran, but apparently it's just a big fart in the wind and everything will be back to normal soon. Time to make some moolah! image
Energy

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting Rich! (Off This Iran-Israel Oil Crisis)

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 15:06
  • 3 minutes to read
Crude futures jump as geopolitical tensions escalate, but experts say it might not be as catastrophic as it seems. Time to hack the oil market? image
Energy

Oil Prices Surge After Israeli Airstrikes in Iran: Is This a 'Move Fast and Break Things' Moment for the Market?

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 12:26
  • 3 minutes to read
Following Israeli strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities and military leaders, Iran retaliates with drone attacks, escalating regional tensions and threatening global economic stability. Are we staring into the abyss of a wider conflict? image
Energy

Clean Your Room, Iran: Israel, Iran, and the Inevitable Chaos of Unresolved Conflict

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 12:03
  • 4 minutes to read
After Israeli airstrikes on Iran, oil prices spike, raising fears of supply disruptions. Will the markets hold, or will we all be driving donkey carts soon? image
Energy

Israel Strikes Iran: Will Oil Prices Survive? (Spoiler: Maybe Not!)

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 10:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Amidst the chaos of Israeli airstrikes on Iran, the U.S. dollar finds refuge, while oil and gold also feel the tremors of war. image
Energy

By Odin's Beard! The Dollar Rises as Swords Clash in the East!

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 10:10
  • 3 minutes to read
Experts doubt Iran's ability to shut down the vital Strait of Hormuz despite rising tensions, citing potential backlash and logistical impossibilities. image
Energy

Iran's Strait of Hormuz Gamble: A Fool's Errand?

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 09:01
  • 3 minutes to read

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