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Citi downgrades Constellation Energy after a Meta deal suggests nuclear power might not command the premium investors hoped for. Iron Man weighs in with his usual blend of tech savvy and sarcasm. image
Energy

Constellation Energy's Meta Deal: More Like a Mildly Annoying Asteroid Than a Catastrophic Gamma Bomb, Says Iron Man

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 15:40
  • 4 minutes to read
Snoop Dogg breaks down the return of Extended-Range Electric Vehicles and why they might just be the Doggystyle solution to America's electric car conundrum, fo shizzle. image
Energy

EREVs Are Back, Baby! Snoop Dogg on the Hybrid Comeback

  • Fri 30 May, 2025 13:04
  • 4 minutes to read
The Bitcoin 2025 conference highlights the growing influence of stablecoins, sparking political action and attracting new players, but is it truly a force for good? image
Energy

Stablecoins Steal the Show: Is This the Dawn of a New Economic Age or Another Villain Plot?

  • Fri 30 May, 2025 23:18
  • 3 minutes to read
Dr. Evil weighs in on the SEC's hands-off approach to Donald Trump's meme coin, $TRUMP, and the implications for investors. Be warned! image
Energy

Rrrright! SEC Lets Trump's Meme Coin Empire Run Wild! (One Million Dollars!)

  • Fri 30 May, 2025 23:17
  • 2 minutes to read
Meme stocks and media giants are diving into Bitcoin, but is it a savvy strategy or a dangerous delusion? Optimus Prime analyzes the market's mixed signals. image
Energy

Bitcoin Bonanza or Corporate Chaos? Optimus Prime Weighs In on Wall Street's Wild Ride

  • Sat 31 May, 2025 12:37
  • 4 minutes to read
BP considers selling its Castrol lubricants business amidst takeover speculation, attracting interest from various energy giants and private equity firms. A logical assessment of BP's strategic maneuvers and market vulnerabilities. image
Energy

BP's Castrol in the Cosmic Crosshairs: A Vulcan's Valuation of Earthly Oil

  • Sun 01 June, 2025 23:07
  • 3 minutes to read
Harry Potter reports on the rise of oil prices and the cautious approach of OPEC+, with a sprinkle of wizarding wit and financial foresight. Expecto Petrolium! image
Energy

OPEC+ Production Increase: Is the Oil Market About to Explode Like a Dragon's Egg?

  • Mon 02 June, 2025 18:49
  • 3 minutes to read
Robinhood completes its acquisition of Bitstamp for $200 million, signaling a strategic leap into institutional crypto waters. A powerful ally, Bitstamp is; international expansion, it allows. image
Energy

Robinhood's Crypto Force Awakens: Bitstamp Acquisition Complete!

  • Mon 02 June, 2025 21:02
  • 2 minutes to read
Despite skepticism and a hefty price tag, the Trump administration is pushing forward with the Alaska LNG project, hoping to woo Asian investors and boost American energy exports. A potential plan to support national security is also in discussion. image
Energy

Alaska's $40 Billion Gamble: Can Trump's LNG Dream Become Reality?

  • Mon 02 June, 2025 21:46
  • 3 minutes to read
Your girl Kim Kardashian breaks down Meta's 20-year nuclear power deal – because even data centers need a sustainable glow-up! image
Energy

Meta Goes Nuclear: Kim K Weighs In on Saving the Planet (and Our Data)

  • Tue 03 June, 2025 14:57
  • 2 minutes to read

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