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Dr. Evil analyzes how Trump's tariffs could lead to shortages, layoffs, and a full-blown recession this summer. Prepare for economic doom, Austin! image
Economy

Rats! Trump's Tariffs Triggering a Recession? I Should Have Invested!

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 17:32
  • 3 minutes to read
IMF forecasts tempered growth for Europe, citing US tariffs as a major drag, despite Germany's infrastructure boost. Will the Overmind approve? image
Economy

Europe's Economy: Zerg Rush or Roach Stomp? IMF Predicts a Bumpy Ride!

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 06:53
  • 3 minutes to read
As economic anxieties rise, social media users are reviving recession-era cooking and money-saving tips, proving that even in tough times, a martini—shaken, not stirred—can still be found. image
Economy

License to Grill: Recession Recipes and the Art of Surviving a Financial Crisis

  • Sat 26 April, 2025 13:16
  • 4 minutes to read
Saul Goodman investigates Trump's denial of market pressure on tariff delays, with a side of market 'yips' and negotiation drama. image
Economy

Trump's Tariff Tango: Did the Bond Market Really Have the 'Yips'?

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 14:27
  • 3 minutes to read
Even the so-called 'experts' at the World Bank and IMF are finally realizing my genius on tariffs. They're cutting growth outlooks, whining about uncertainty, and basically admitting I was right all along! It's beautiful, really beautiful. image
Economy

World Bank's Spring Meetings: Everybody's Talking Tariffs, Folks! Sad!

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 13:24
  • 2 minutes to read
Okay, so like, even though Trump's being kinda extra with these tariffs, Germany's acting finance minister thinks Europe and the U.S. can still, like, totally work it out. Let's spill the tea! image
Economy

Tariff Drama? As If! Kylie Jenner Weighs In On Europe-U.S. Trust Fund Babies

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 17:27
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain Marvel reports on the Bank of England's concerns about potential economic shocks from U.S. tariffs and the IMF's growth forecast downgrade. image
Economy

Higher Further Faster! UK Economy Faces Tariff Threat, Captain Marvel Weighs In

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 16:19
  • 3 minutes to read
Doctor Evil analyzes the latest economic news, including the surge in durable goods orders and the impact of Trump's tariffs. He finds a potential advantage in the chaos... mwahahaha! image
Economy

Durable Goods Orders SOAR! Is This Trump's Doing... YEAH, BABY!

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 13:05
  • 2 minutes to read
Rick Sanchez dissects the latest Federal Reserve report revealing how Trump's tariffs are squeezing businesses and potentially your Morty-level budget. image
Economy

Tariff Apocalypse! Is Your Wallet About to Get Schwifty?

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 19:28
  • 3 minutes to read
Americans are increasing spending in anticipation of President Trump's tariffs, potentially leading to a short-term economic boost followed by a summer slowdown. image
Economy

Consumers Rush to Buy Before Tariffs Hit! Is This the End of Cheap Gadgets?!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 17:49
  • 3 minutes to read

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