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Goldman Sachs predicts Trump's new tariffs will lead to inflation, unemployment, and a near-standstill economy. Is this the end of beer and chicken wings as we know it? image
Economy

Trump's Tariffs! Are We All Gonna End Up Eating Gruel?!

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 13:47
  • 3 minutes to read
Donald Duck reports on the latest economic forecast, revealing stagflationary fears due to policy uncertainty and tariffs, with economists predicting anemic growth and stubborn inflation. What's a duck to do? image
Economy

Oh Boy Oh Boy Is the Economy Going Down the Drain?!

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 11:24
  • 2 minutes to read
Forrest Gump reports on Germany's surprising drop in inflation, looming trade wars, and what it all means for your Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. stock. image
Economy

German Inflation Takes a Dive Yall Wont Believe What Happens Next!

  • Mon 31 March, 2025 13:16
  • 3 minutes to read
A deep dive into the latest Eurozone inflation data, potential ECB rate cuts, and the looming threat of Trump-era tariffs, all from the perspective of yours truly – Zuck. image
Economy

Eurozone Inflation Just Did WHAT?! You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

  • Tue 01 April, 2025 10:21
  • 3 minutes to read
An analysis of President Trump's proposed tariffs, examining potential impacts on inflation, economic growth, and global trade relations, viewed through the lens of psychological and philosophical considerations. image
Economy

Trump's Tariff Gamble Will it Clean Your Room or Burn Down the House?!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 15:40
  • 5 minutes to read
The U.S. government is planning to hike up tariffs, and some economists think this could send consumer prices soaring higher than a Mutalisk. Buckle up, because your wallet might be in for a bumpy ride! image
Economy

Tariffs Incoming! Are You Ready to Feel the Swarm's Economic Sting?!

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 13:53
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite economic anxieties and policy uncertainties, the private sector added a robust 155,000 jobs in March, exceeding expectations and signaling a resilient labor market...or did it? image
Economy

Aliens Didn't Steal Our Jobs After All! Payroll Report Reveals Surprising Twist!

  • Wed 02 April, 2025 13:20
  • 4 minutes to read
The European Union prepares to counter President Trump's new tariffs, threatening a trade war if negotiations fail. image
Economy

Trump's Tariff Tantrum! Will the EU Give Him a Shaken or Stirred Response?

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 10:39
  • 2 minutes to read
President Trump's new trade policy sends markets into a tailspin, with experts predicting higher prices and a possible recession. Mmm, recession... image
Economy

Doh! Trump's Tariffs Turn the Economy Upside Down Like a Duff Can!

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 07:32
  • 2 minutes to read
A fiery investigation into the Trump administration's tariff calculations reveals a methodology that's more confusing than a badly cooked risotto, leaving economists and markets alike scratching their heads. image
Economy

Is Trump's Tariff Math a Load of Bollocks!?

  • Thu 03 April, 2025 17:14
  • 3 minutes to read

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