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Despite Tariff Talk, April Job Growth Surpasses Expectations, Keeping the Economy Alive... For Now. image

Hasta La Vista, Recession Fears: Job Market Still Kicking!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:38
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Mr. Bean reports on the Eurozone's inflation remaining steady at 2.2%, a bit like trying to catch a slippery sausage – full of surprises! image

Inflation Antics! Eurozone's Sticky Situation: Bean's Eye View

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:56
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Tommy Shelby analyzes the U.S. Labor Department's April jobs report, dissecting the economic anxieties and potential market reactions with a dose of Birmingham cynicism. image

Bloody April Jobs Report: A Tariff-Induced Funk or a Downtrend Disaster?

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:04
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Leela reports on the U.S. economy's surprising contraction, blaming Trump's tariffs and questioning everyone's sanity. image

Good News Everyone! Earth Economy Does a Bender, Dips Lower Than Fry's IQ!

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:05
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German inflation creeps up, but the economy shows a tiny pulse, prompting cautious optimism amidst global trade tensions. Will they be able to turn the tides or will they stay in the mud? image

Germany's Economy: Not Exactly on Fire, But At Least It's Not Exploding (Yet)

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:18
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Dwight Schrute reports on the recent ADP report showing a slowdown in hiring due to tariff concerns, but reminds everyone that Schrute Farms is always hiring. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. image

False Alarm! Tariff Fears Trigger Schrute-Sized Hiring Dip

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:26
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The Eurozone shows unexpected growth, but tariff tensions threaten to pull the economy into a state of uncertainty, like trying to understand quantum mechanics after a schnitzel. image

Eureka! Eurozone Economy Defies Gravity, But Tariffs Loom Like Black Holes!

Wed 30 April, 2025 09:37
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A Vulcan analysis of Germany's Q1 economic growth, navigating tariff tensions and bureaucratic quagmires with logic and a touch of dry humor. image

Fascinating, Captain: German Economy Registers Anemic Growth Amidst Protectionist Peril

Wed 30 April, 2025 08:14
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Consumer confidence tanks harder than Powder's inventions, sparking recession fears! Tariffs are to blame apparently. Time to get excited! image

Consumer Confidence CRASHES! Is This The End Or Just A REALLY Good Opportunity To Blow Stuff Up?

Tue 29 April, 2025 16:24
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Los Angeles Port sees a temporary dip in Chinese shipments, but don't worry folks, it's all part of the plan to bring jobs back to America and make China pay! image

China's Shipments PLUMMET? FAKE NEWS! We're Making America Great Again, One Tariff at a Time!

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:23
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