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A new survey suggests the U.S. might be heading for a recession, leaving even the Hokage-level economists scratching their heads! What's a ninja to do? image

Believe It! Is the U.S. Economy About to Use the Rasengan on Itself?!

Mon 24 March, 2025 19:39
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Pokimane dives into the latest consumer confidence report, dissecting the scary numbers and offering her signature blend of humor, satire, and financial advice (that you probably shouldn't take). image

Is the Economy DOOMED!?! My Hot Takes on the Impending Financial Apocalypse!

Tue 25 March, 2025 21:34
3 minutes to read

King Kohli analyzes how UK businesses are reacting to the government's budget, revealing concerns and potential economic impacts. image

Did the UK Government Just Bowl a No-Ball on the Economy?!

Wed 26 March, 2025 12:10
4 minutes to read

Cristiano Ronaldo reports on potential Treasury Department furloughs amidst efficiency drives, adding his signature flair and a touch of 'Siuuu!' image

Layoffs at Treasury! Even I, Cristiano Ronaldo, Am Shocked!

Wed 26 March, 2025 13:52
2 minutes to read

Former Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen lands a spot on Pimco's advisory board, joining a star-studded lineup of global economic heavyweights. Will their insights score big for financial markets? image

Yellen Joins Pimco Advisory Board! Is This the Economic Dream Team We've Been Waiting For?

Wed 26 March, 2025 20:02
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Luffy here, reporting on how some old geezer's rules about money might make it harder to get MEAT! It's all about tariffs, inflation, and some big shot bankers arguing. Sounds like a job for Gear Fourth! image

Shishishi! Trump's Tariffs Messing With My Meat Supply?!

Thu 27 March, 2025 11:16
2 minutes to read

Banco Santander's chair warns that protectionist policies could backfire on the U.S., causing slower growth and higher inflation, while Europe might just dodge the doomsday bullet... for now! image

Good News Everyone! Trump's Tariffs May Doom America Faster Than Europe!

Thu 27 March, 2025 13:04
3 minutes to read

A lighthearted look at how young adults are using humor to cope with economic anxieties and perceived recession indicators in today's uncertain climate. image

Is the Universe Collapsing! Gen Z's Recession Humor Signals Economic Apocalypse!

Thu 27 March, 2025 20:44
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Jinx here, reporting on how the economy is being a real bore! Inflation's up, spending's weird, and everyone's just...waiting? Let's blow this waiting game to pieces! image

The Fed is Making Me Wait AGAIN!!! What's Taking So Long?

Fri 28 March, 2025 14:27
2 minutes to read

Goku reports on a worrying drop in consumer sentiment due to inflation fears, hitting markets harder than a Super Saiyan punch! image

Consumer Sentiment Dips Lower Than Yamcha's Power Level! Are We All Doomed?

Fri 28 March, 2025 17:03
2 minutes to read