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Professor Farnsworth dissects the Federal Reserve's latest meeting, where officials pondered interest rates, tariffs, and whether to listen to that Trump fellow. Spoilers: Nobody knows what's going on! image
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Good News Everyone! The Fed's Dot Plot is Back and It's Still Confusing!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 22:54
  • 3 minutes to read
The Federal Reserve's June meeting could signal future interest rate moves amidst tariff tensions and Middle East jitters. Will they cut rates or play it cool? Stay tuned, home skillet! image
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Yo, Is the Fed Gonna Chill or Keep It Real? Interest Rate Drama Unfolds!

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 19:35
  • 3 minutes to read
Retail sales plummet in May, signaling economic unease. Is this the beginning of the end, or can we reprogram our financial future? image
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Hasta la Vista, Baby! Consumer Spending Takes a Nosedive, Economy on Life Support?

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 16:13
  • 2 minutes to read
Snoop Dogg breaks down the latest retail sales slump, from gas prices to trade wars, with a little bit of gin and juice on the side. image
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Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle, Retail Sales Drizzle! Economy Got Us All Trippin'?

  • Tue 17 June, 2025 13:26
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Consumer sentiment rebounds as inflation fears cool down, but are we really out of the woods? Let's find out, and maybe give away a car or two in the process! image
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Consumers Feeling Less Broke? (Maybe I Should Give Away More Money!)

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 14:27
  • 3 minutes to read
Shrek reports on how Trump's tariffs haven't caused the inflation freakout everyone expected, but watch out, things might get ogre-whelming later! image
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What in Tarnation? Trump's Tariffs Ain't Inflatin' Prices... Yet! Swamp Gas or Real Deal?

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 16:02
  • 3 minutes to read
The UK's spending spree is causing market jitters, leaving the government with a tough choice: more taxes or a whole lotta debt, dattebayo! image
Economy

Believe It! Britain's Gonna Need a Rasengan-Sized Loan!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 14:14
  • 3 minutes to read
Dr. Evil analyzes the UK's plummeting exports to the US, blaming tariffs and giggling maniacally at the economic turmoil. image
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Groovy Trade Disaster! Austin Powers' Nemesis Reveals UK Economic Woes!

  • Thu 12 June, 2025 10:52
  • 3 minutes to read
Consumer prices defied expectations in May, showing minimal impact from Trump's tariffs, leaving the Fed in a 'wait and see' mode, and sparking debates over interest rate cuts. image
Economy

Hasta la Vista, Inflation! Trump's Tariffs Do Not Compute (Yet)

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 13:48
  • 2 minutes to read
The Prez and his VP are layin' the smackdown on the Federal Reserve, demandin' lower interest rates faster than I can eat a whole raw egg. Is this monetary malpractice, or just another round in the fight for the economy? image
Economy

Yo Adrian! Trump and Vance Tag-Team the Fed Like Apollo and Me in Round 15!

  • Wed 11 June, 2025 13:37
  • 2 minutes to read

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