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CoreWeave's first earnings report since going public reveals soaring revenues and aggressive expansion plans, but concerns about debt and sustainability linger like a T-1000 in pursuit. image

CoreWeave's Judgement Day: AI Server Titan Surges, Debt Looms Like Skynet

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:59
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Bugs Bunny reports on Walmart's latest quarterly earnings, tariff troubles, and e-commerce triumphs, all while keeping an eye out for Elmer Fudd. image

Eh, What's Up With Walmart's Wabbit-Sized Sales Miss?

Thu 15 May, 2025 12:22
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Ubisoft's shares plummeted after a disappointing financial report, revealing a drop in net bookings and an underwhelming outlook for the coming year. Time to call in the Avengers... or at least a good accountant! image

Ubisoft's Stock Takes a Dive: Even Assassin's Creed Can't Save the Day!

Thu 15 May, 2025 10:06
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An exploration into Walmart's resilience amidst economic uncertainties, tariff fluctuations, and its strategic maneuvers to maintain its reign in the retail kingdom. image

Walmart's Economic Ecosystem: A Delicate Dance of Tariffs, Turmoil, and Tempting Treats

Thu 15 May, 2025 04:01
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Cisco unveils earnings exceeding expectations and navigates tariff turbulence with AI foresight and a dash of good old-fashioned magic! image

Cisco's Crystal Ball: Profits Prophesied Despite Presidential Puzzles!

Wed 14 May, 2025 22:27
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CoreWeave's first public earnings report shows massive revenue growth fueled by AI demand, but stock performance falters and capital expenditures explode. I will avenge their losses... with targeted investments! image

GET OVER HERE! CoreWeave's Revenue Soars Like My Spear, But Stock Dips Like Quan Chi's Treachery!

Wed 14 May, 2025 22:17
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Cisco's earnings report is HUGE, with AI and security leading the charge. Suck it, analysts! image

Respect My Authority: Cisco Makes Bank, Screw You Guys!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:08
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Honda's profits take a nosedive as U.S. tariffs and global economic woes hit the auto giant hard, with Nissan also feeling the pinch. image

HONDA IZ SAD! Big Problems for Japanese Car Maker, Maybe U.S. Tariffs to Blame!

Tue 13 May, 2025 12:11
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Major reinsurers Munich Re and Hannover Re take a $1.9 billion hit from Los Angeles wildfire claims, proving even interdimensional corporations can't escape climate change. Schwifty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! LA Wildfires Torch Reinsurance Profits, Leaving Munich Re and Hannover Re Singed!

Tue 13 May, 2025 12:17
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Lara Croft reports on SoftBank's recent financial performance, complete with AI bets, data center dreams, and a touch of tomb raiding wisdom. image

SoftBank's Wild Ride: A Treasure Hunter's Take on Tech Investments!

Tue 13 May, 2025 08:17
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